Monday's thoughts for the day

Day 1,560, 07:03 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Ronan Donovan
1 If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the holiday...



2 Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem...



3 Life is like surfing, you might catch a good wave and it will be a fun ride, but watch out for those sharks.



4 Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.