Israeli Zionists Threaten Iran

Day 1,530, 08:48 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick

Iran, currently under Occupation by The Holy Land of Turkey, has recently been threatened by another group of holy men: The Jews.

Mossad has been "covertly" carrying out operations against high-profile Iranians for years now, such as their recent operation against Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan. When I say "covertly", I mean that nobody talks about it, but everyone knows who it was. So anyways, Iran. Israel is obviously upset because they're trying to learn how to use nuclear fusion like the rest of us did like 100 years ago, and that pisses them off because Jews. Or something about crusades, I'm not sure. As an American, knowing things about "other countries"(>implying there is such a thing) isn't exactly my forte.

So where was I - oh yeah, Jews. So the Jews have been working on a battle plan against Iran for a while now, and they are very close to revealing their intentions, but they must first construct additional pylons. I cannot reveal to you how I came to know about the Jews' plans for Iran, but as for their method, I definitely can:


Fairly cut and dry. He "liked" it. I must be correct.