Imma Stinko!!

Day 1,968, 16:13 • Published in USA USA • by Silas Soule


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Hey sexshies, today's articlez from conrad Richey Rich hisself, none other than me, yeah: Phoenix Quinn!



An today's hot topic is...





Imma Stinko Rich!!! Bwahahaha!!!














Bwaahahahaha! Yeah. Turns out Imma stinko-rich capliss now thatthat ol' golmine give me 40 golds! Yis'm! Just like.. umm.. shnarp... shnipp... juss like DAT! ... shnap!...


Yeah, mate!

Pah-tee!!

Fikkin' EPIC!! Imma tillinyiz!!

Furty! Furty fikkin golz!

Fik...


Nacthrilly ayiv investered mosterit inna sumpin that'll give a good, a good, a good uuuuuuuuuurrrrp-return. ERrr aymin Imma gonna revesterd it inna sumpit like dat. You knows, sumpit userful like, well, umm... maybe... I dunno... maybe...


...a e-Tequila Fountain of Youth:


or

...a pile of e-burgers:



or maybe

...jess one big ol' puff on Emperor Jude's big ol' backyard e-bong:

(Hehehehehee! Hahahahahaha! Ahhh! Hahahahaha!! Hey, I think thassis berfriend Fifer there innit? Hahahahahaa! S'funny cuzee's fat, right? Hehehheheheh. Hic.)



Oh. Oh. Just a sec... now I think Imma sad... hold on...




























Nope. Wazint sad afterall.







Anyhoo... gonna go layz down now.

Long live the revolushin.
All powerz tuya SSFPeas and stuff.
Yeah.
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Zzzzzz.....