How much more land can we lose??
Day 1,241, 19:56
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by CrayolaButthole
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Well our brilliant government came up with an idea. Lease land to Canada to stop an invasion i guess. Well since then Mexico, Poland and Spain have all attacked us. We have lost so much states its not funny. Well It looks like this
Land Lease with Canada
-Pennsylvania
-New Jersey
-Minnesota
-Alaska
-Florida
-West Virgina
-This changed our capitol from Florida to California
Invasion by Spain
-Maryland
-Virginia
-Kentucky
Invasion by Mexico
-Oklahoma
-New Mexico
-Missouri
Poland Holds Delaware
Grand total of states lost= 13
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Also, there will be no congress this month. We are going to have an Alamo Representative in each state in the South. Also, there will be a Conquistador Representative in each state in the North. Anything owned by Canada will be set ablaze. So basically, picture Turkish rule, and divide the severity by 4.
Oh what a SHAME, losing about a fourth of our states while our allies are being erased from the map. Way to keep priorities straight.
That's more regions than our allies who have lost their whole countries. We sure are lucky to be so huge.
Is there a point to this article?
Also emerick is right, we are lucky he is so huge.
Wait, did that come out right? o.O
We are comin ; )
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We are comin😉x2
answer is simple, all of them 😛
The article is to just show the land we have swapped and lost. Rick does everything have to make sense No. lol
The land swap with Canada was to prevent even more regions from being lost to Poland and to move the capital to California so supply routes can't be cut off.
Also, RWing things back from Mexico is the easiest thing in the e-world.
I stopped reading at Emerick is huge.