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It happened in the forests of Hy Brazil. Just before Hy Brazil de-attached it again from Ireland most of its species was killed off in fact of the animal kingdom only a male ape , ferret, snake and a female chicken remained.

Of the human population only one family that was incredibly stupid remained . Stupid because as Hy Brazil deattached it made a mighty noise and most of the normal people left. However the Bhoy family remained. At about 50 Ma Bhoy died . It was rumored that she wanted to cut a branch of a tree and as she was sitting on the branch cutting it off..... that left father and his stupid daughters. In a process that could only be described as unnatural selection a lot of incest and inbred children appeared over the years. As none of them was clever the process of unnatural selection usually meant that the person that had the best chance of killing himself in some stupid way mated with a member of the opposite sex. For 100 years this continued until Blaahh the ugliest female ever borned on earth was born. Even her family couldnt come over the nausea when it was her turn. We leave this sick scene now and return to the animal kingdom...


With a old Radio that was powered by sun and "The best of barry white" the animals made due with what there was. Ferret




would sit there contemplating eating chicken the only animal female he would then hear Barry White's

Your the first my last my everything



and sufficed to say poor chicken would be swayed into an immense desire for ferret after a bit of convincing

which leads to --- chicken removed due to decency rules in eRepublik.



Similarly snake who was kind of a suave fellow would also hiss over for a session of what he called it "waksssszing up the neighborsssss"





Then finally we had Bongo -- Who usually saw all this going on usually pleasured himself from his vantage point high up in the tree.

It was a very very hot day and the 4 animals was lieing under shadows protecting themselves from the sun. Then the barry white song as they thought "You sexy thing came up" Barry White - You sexy thing Played . All of the animals was singing along and swinging to the beat snake was humming I belieeeeveeessss in da miraccccelllssssssssssssss yeah. Soon eyes turned to other eyes and Bongo from his high vantage point saw a ball of animals going at each other. He was thinking it was a fight and decided to join in as ferret was a real pig and invited him to join when he was on the job laughing his stupid ferret song. Chicken was a real slut and tried to jump him when he was taking his calming walks in the forest. Snake would always say something like good day for shoppingssss huh bongo and then would laugh his ass off if bongo does not say immediately there is no shops dumbass. Anyway as bongo jumped in he saw that he made a fatal mistake of sorts as it was indeed not a fight. It was too late and with body parts flaying and flapping around on the beat of you sexy thing the unthinkable happened.

Some animal magic happened as there was no way of course the other combinations could have children but with all the DNA mixing together on the correct beat for fusion - Yasexything a baby happened Bochico Fesnako.

Bongo stole the barry white radio and his kid and left his place of shame.

On some days he would listen to barry when he had apparently a cold to find some encouragement and a song about his exact situation Barry White - Staying alive
Anyway time passed on their diet of beetles and the mangos they had quite a time as well as with barry. On age 80 Bongo died and left Bochico as they decided his name should remain.

By that time ferret , snake and chicken had died also. Ferret one day just couldn’t control his urges and ate chicken . Upon which snake became enraged and bit him leading to his death. Snake decided after that he wanted to life even more suave and would get on sticks and take in his imagination luxury cruises. Unfortunately one stick wasn’t very stable...

Bochicho was enjoying Barry White - Unchained melody When he was walking in the forest one day. He spotted a strange apparition on the horizon as he came close he couldnt make out what the creature was. He was standing 2 feet in front of it a fatal mistake similar to the one that led to his creation. Blaah Bhoy immediately grabbed him and had her way with him. Some reporters of the incident insects who walked with their heads into little branches to put out their eyes say it was the most awful yet compelling sickening thing they have seen. 20 Hectares of forest surrounding the incident committed forest suicide. From this event a baby uglier than anything in the world was born.









Even to the rest of the mutant Bhoy family looking at it made them sick so they named him Irie Bhoy as they were of course heavy Bob Marley fans and that was the only tape they could listen to on their sun tape player. Their favorite song was Kaya.

So in 1967 Hy Brazil moved again and rejoined the main land helping IrieBhoy who soon renamed himself Irishbhoy1967 to infiltrate organizations and have his revenge on the rest of humanity by having his ugly apparition of a face displayed in countless online articles.

-Krakken-

A response and admonishing of kraken for this despicable article by the rest of IFP leadership can be found at the back of this video

IFP admonishing the krakken

-IFP-