Easter is cancelled (and other jokes)

Day 1,958, 13:05 • Published in United Kingdom Poland • by wigibob

Easter has been cancelled for next year, it's all part of the cutbacks by the coalition.

They say that money would be better spend if it was taken form the poor and given to the rich, as many rich people are wanting a 5th home in the Caribbean but only have 2 million pounds spare and don't want a tiny little place

Meanwhile China think that they are close to inventing the perfect meaty sandwich, they had a whale of a time developing it

North Korea (or the "Peoples democratic republic of Korea") have just proven that they are as democratic as the BBC is impartial
We interviewed a Mr.A Nonomus who said "Maybe we should send some english bankers over there, 2 birds with one stone

and to wrap it all up a Mr. N O Name has invented a kebab that can be used as a toilet roll

Thanks for reading

wigibob
(4 x Vice PP, 1 x Secretary General of New Era)