Custer Yells Char-r-r-rge! Emerick Runs Away.

Day 1,039, 06:05 • Published in USA USA • by George Armstrong Custer
Emerick Moves to Avoid Facing Scrabman

"I'm crying inside, and nobody knows it but me."
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Dateline : Friday September 24 (Day 1039)
Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Reporter: George Armstrong "Old Man" Custer


Yeah, that's right. I said that.
Last month when I saw I had a SEES candidate I didn't think I could beat in Louisiana, I got Jameson L. Tai to replace me there and got myself moved to Alabama, where I figured I had a pretty good shot at beating the SEES candidate.
Readers of this newspaper know exactly how much crap I got for that. I was called all kinds of nasty names, and "chicken" was about the nicest word they used.
Well, Jameson did win in Louisiana, and I did win in Alabama, so "sticks and stones" didn't do anything but show what kind of players my political opponents really are.

So tonight the folks at #ato got all their blockers, and the Party Presidents did their final shuffle of candidates. The Federal Elections Commission spreadsheet looks secure, I think we're safe from any PTO action in this Congressional Election. Kudos to the FEC and all the #ato folks for that!

Then I go have a look at the Public FEC sheet, so I can make any adjustments I might need to put out this article, the final list of my personal endorsements and where they're running.
Imagine my surprise to find Emerick/gagah, the SEES candidate who had previously been assigned to Western Alaska (FER), is now shown as running in Qinghai.
Not in FER where he would be facing Scrabman.
In Qinghai where he faces my virtually unknown sharkbait, Kishvier.
Big Man, there, Emerick... Bold, Courageous, Strong, Fierce Fighter Emerick.


It's "Game On" at Liaoning

At around 2200 hours last night, Chinese troops swarmed across the border into Liaoning, the High Iron region long held by Serbia. America's Department of Defense (DoD) Orders are for every civilian to head on over, to "Grab 2 2-zone tickets and head to Ryanggang, China. Fight the Fight!"
Military orders remain OPSEC (Operational Security) but you can be sure that our US Soldiers and Militias are assembling at airfields across the nation, preparing to board transport planes to the Liaoning battlefield.

Further, it is published that the battle at North Korea vs Western Alaska (FER), is a block. This controlled exercise with a friendly nation being underway during the attack at Liaoning prevents the enemy from attacking FER.
Do not fight in FER! Get to Ryanggang and fight in Liaoning!



My Own Personal Endorsements:
The Federal Elections Commission's Official Chart has changed overnight, as happens every month in the days leading up to the Congressional Election. This list is up to date as of 0400 hours, per the Public FEC sheet.

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Jameson L. Tai; AMP/USWP, in Louisiana
Jameson L. Tai truly has a resume as long as your friggin' arm.. it's all shown in the biggest forum signature in game history. Jameson is an organizer and a motivator, America needs him and 49 more like him in Congress. Re-elect to a second term.

Lieutenant Scheisskopf; AMP/USWP, in Michigan
Lieutenant Scheisskopf publishes one of the, if not the, greatest military analysis newspapers, Stars and Stripes, earning the respect of over 5,000 subscribers. A game old-timer, this political newbie promises to bring strength and sensibility to Congress.
Note: I'm a blocker for the ADTP here-- vote for Scheisskopf, not for me!

Scrabman; USWP, in Western Alaska (FER)
Former three-and-a-half term President Scrabman returns to the US after a long stay in Canada, runs for Congress, and sends the opposition running. His record and his reputation are the standard by which all US Presidents are compared. His supporters respect him, they do not idolize him; his detractors fear him because he's strong, not because he's a bully.

Kishvier; AMP/USWP, in Qinghai
Kishvier has been a strong AMP member for several months. His first Congressional run ended before it stated due to a mixup in placement. Last month he set aside his own ambitions and served as a blocker in Jiangxi. He writes some funny sh*t in his newspaper, he's a good kid, I think he'd do just fine in Congress. I was pleased to find him placed with all blockers in Qinghai, but tonight SEES swapped their candidates around and put Emerick/gagah in there.
The kid is toast, and you'll have Der Fuhrer Emerick in Congress, unless we all pull together and show that we'd rather have an honest unknown in Congress than what we do know about Emerick.

Remember the theme song from Gilligan's Island..? First two seasons they listed all the castaways by name, every one of 'em. Then the third season the song was changed, and after naming off five castaways, "the Professor and MaryAnn" was cut to "and the rest"?
Well... there's my Top Four Endorsements.

And here's the rest...

Necros Xiaoban; USWP, in Georgia

ligtreb; USWP, in California

Lord Krauser; USWP, in Indiana

Indrea; ADTP, in Iowa

Richard Nixon II Republicans/Federalists, in Nebraska

HobbitTon; Federalist, in The Shire (New Hampshire)

Evan Feinman; USWP, in Virginia

Cromstar; USWP, in Pennsylvania

Laxsnor; USWP, in Texas

Speedcat McNasty; USWP, in Washington

These candidates may opt to use this Personal Endorsement graphic in their news articles:
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Soldier-Candidates, whether or not I'm endorsing them, might wish to use the "Soldiers Can.."

I urge all Americans to participate in the election process. Of course, read all the news articles you can stand, and make an educated decision. The players you elect to the 34th Congress will be making important decisions which will directly affect your daily game play.

For Official Party Endorsements and Daily Updates, please see
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Ironic Oxymoron by AMP PP Jameson L. Tai


Custer's Mantra

What kind of game do you play, what kind of players do you like to align yourself with?
What kind of leaders do you want, what kind of leadership do you expect of them?
What kind of country do you want to "live" in and play for?


George Armstrong Custer -|- US Cavalryman, PFC Trooper
US Congressman (3x), currently serving Alabama
American Military Party Founder, past President
US National Guardsman, retired
Australian Drop Bear, retired
USArmy Major General, retired


American Military Party -|- AMP Party President's Newspaper
US Cavalry -|- US Cavalry's Newspaper, The Saber
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