Crayolabutthole for the great state of New Mexico

Day 1,008, 11:27 • Published in USA USA • by CrayolaButthole

Hello Fellow eAmericans and eNew Mexicans.
You probably are wondering who the heck i am. Well my name is CrayolaButthole. And i am almost a year old. And i believe i am the most qualified to represent you in congress. I have ran several times and have lost all those times. And i am still looking for the day to enter congress. I am so hungry for it. I have had a pretty good elife. I entered my party the UIP in October of 2009 and i have run many party programs. Most recently i am the director of an investigation service almost like the FBI of the UIP.

Q&A

Q: Why should i vote for you
A: Well you dont have to lol, But in all seriousness i feel i am really qualified to serve in congress. i have alot of knowledge to bring to congress.

Q: How do you feel about the military?
A: I love the military, the new module is more complex and advanced. The days of just clicking the button have went bye-bye. Now we have to fight in a more advanced module that is i believe easier to win in.

Q: Do you think the US is vulnerable to PTOers?
A: I believe we are very vulnerable to PTOers. With many congresspeople just letting in any random Joe Shmo without them being investigated. Me i will only accept citizen requests of people who have undergone a screening.

So join up with the Butthole and Vote for Me in New Mexico So that the eUS will be a more awesome place. As I said experience and credentials go a long way in Congress.

So vote for me CrayolaButthole tomorrow in New Mexico. PM if you would like to vote for me and Moving Tickets will be supplied.

Sincerly,
Crayolabutthole
UIP Congress Candidate.