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A psycho analysis of Mrs Padraig Pearse aka IRR

Day 1,870, 04:30 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

Recently IRR oir(fake irish accent) irish rebel reborn had some difficult issues to face about his sexuality. I noticed some cries for help in me (notice me instead of my 😛)articles and from my extensive psychiatric knowledge. I deduced the following message . [IRR whisperS] me phaggot where is closet door?

Now this is no laughing matter:

So this is how it went:

Doctor krakken: Padriag u there?
Padraig Pearse aka IRR from inside closet:yes doc

In the first test I show you some pics[croatian accent notice leaving out will after show]:

PP : ok doc

1.

Dr Krakken: r u horny yet

PP: Should I be.

Dr krakken wipes sweat from brow whispers under breath "oh boyo"

2.

Dr Krakken: Now

PP: afraid not.

3. RTK administers(to emphasis that we are busy with some heavy doctor shite) some shock treatment

PP sounding scare😛 what was that
DK: that was a whale or as the species is now known a snorlax
PP: jeeves

4. Ok now we have your system rebooted lets try one more.

PP: little girls voice and sounds kinda dissapointed afraid not doc.

Dr Krakken mmm pinky in left of mouth mmm ok lets try a different angle

5.

From behind closet : boing

Dr Krakken: By golly my methods must be working!!! 🙂

PP:Im afraid doc it was the ass in combo with the boxer

RTK slaps Padraig Pearse silly. Stop it! GET A GRIP OF YOURSELF MAN(IN CAPTAIN KIRK VOICE)

PP:I cannot doc its a hot ember that burns inside me.

Dr Krakken: Here take these pills and go see a hooker in 20 days.

Comments

seanlynch Day 1,870, 04:50

\o/

Viktor Kurgan Day 1,870, 05:00

A very solid analysis...it reveals a lot about patient...being too affraid to get out of closet, he acumulated a huge ammount of frustration that has to burst out now and then...like a boil.

Sometimes he screams word that start with Ph...clearly subconscious desire to reveal his true nature to public...

Sometimes he scamms male players...his perverse version of intimate relationship....

Thank you doctor Krakken for trying to help this member of our community...

This is what i call a true example of united ireland...Bravo Krakken! Bravo!

Damhnaic Day 1,870, 05:10

This article is very insulting for homosexuals such as myself.

Sleep is for the weak Day 1,870, 06:07

and true 😁

Releasethe Krakken Day 1,870, 07:19

Dahmniac that depends on whether you subscribe to the put gays on a pedestal point of view and treat them different or treat them as normal and make jokes about their sexuality like you would with anyone else?

You and IRR and psycho could always create your own support group and bring your unbearable plight under the attention of the broader community.

Or you could see it for what it is a joke piece joking with an older player.

For the record it was not meant to be offensive.

Releasethe Krakken Day 1,870, 07:30

it was in fact reading it again just a normal piece showing the beauty of woman and poking fun at a particular player. if it offended you dahmniac many of my pieces is offensive. We could also say it objectify woman. It pokes fun of fat ppl to which group i also belong etc . Or we could just just ignore and develop a bit of a thicker skin as required in our normal society. Or we could just say that with modern humor there is a degree of offensiveness you must insert see for example jim jefferies, pablo francisco and george carlin.