【路西法】無派包紳士報 vol.44 期中考 (Bilingual version)

Day 1,623, 08:45 Published in Republic of China (Taiwan) Republic of China (Taiwan) by SORA Chung

每報一首(one article one song):
【高画質】麻枝 准×やなぎなぎ 「終わりの世界から」





大家好,這邊是陷於期中考水深火熱之中的主編SORA!
Hello everyone! Here is SORA caught by the Midterm Exam!

很久沒有發行無派包紳士報,我想很多人應該都遺忘有這麼一份報紙了......老實說,就連身為編輯的我都是因為靈光一閃"好像我也有報紙這種東西?"才打開寫報頁面的;當然,這也是期中考造成的後果:地球暖化、北韓發射飛彈、開銷變多、錯過暗黑3公測、教授想當掉我,這些都是期中考的問題,嗯嗯。
Such a long time I've never post my article, I guess many of you may forget about this Newspaper office......to be honest, even I - as a editor - have almost forget about it; of cause, it is cause by the exam: Global warming, North Korea launched a missile, the more overhead, missed the Diablo 3 beta, professors won't let me pass, these are also cause by the midterm exam, uh-huh.

期中考還真是罪大惡極的東西啊,各位說是不是?
The midterm exam is such a bad thing, isn't it?


特種部隊2:正面對決
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (Trailer 2)



預告(movie preview)

總覺得美國人對日本忍者有點誤解......
What does Japanese Ninja looks like in Americans' thinking?


浴血任務2 首波先行版電影預告
The Expendables 2 First movie preview



預告(movie preview)

http://news.gamme.com.tw/285235

連查克羅禮士都出現了,看來地球要毀滅了......
Chuck Norris has show up, I think it is the time about the world's ending...

好吧,其實這邊才是正篇,上面的都是在等待圖片上傳時隨便打的
OK, the following is my first time try to translate a comic...





Recently, some thing keeps bothering me
"Keisuke"
"Do you have time tomorrow?"
"Yep."
"Three in the afternoon, be there or be square! Do not be late."
Because of my bad friend, Nao.


--Began to indulge in dress like a girl.
"Sorry, I'm late..."
"Late again!!"
"Woo!"
"Let me wait so long......you know how cold I dress like this?"
"You can choice not to dress like that..."


"It is my freedom to choice what I wearing~"
As for why Nao indulge in dress like a girl.....
He says, "Because looks good."
"......Well, it is suit to him although."
Even beautiful than girls.
"W...What?"


I feel strange, too.
"Keisuke"
"What's up? Why do you keep quite?"
"......Is that you get sexual excitement by looking at me?"
"Wha......"


"......you idiot, how could that happen."
"You cheat, your heart are fast now."
"It can't be possible. You are a boy."
"Even if you dress like a girl, I feel nothing"
"......Really?"
"Ah, what are you doing!"


What is....
"That means..."
...going on?
"Even if I do these things, you'll feel nothing, right?"
This position...



"Wait, wait a second!"
"Keisuke......"
This is too strange.
I know "he" is Nao...
"Na, Nao"
...why can he makes my heart beating so fast?
WHY?
"Hahahaha...."
"?"


"Ahahahaha! You're feeling shy right now, don't you?"
"Joke! It just a joke, you know that?"
What?
Joke?
"What are you expect to be happen?"
"It is fun to quiz you!"
"You...!"
Dress like a girl and kiss me.......
"It is too much!"


"It isn't a joke to me! I feel nothing in common, it's all because you dress like that!"
"Dress like that to tease me, of cause makes my heart beating so fast! It troubled me!"
"......what?"
"Ah"


"Ah....I, I don't mean that!"
"......"
"Do not explain."
"hmm........you really excited."
"Ah?"
"hmm~~~~"
'Damn.....tease by him again'
"Ahhhh..."
"?"


"Hey, you know the reason I dress like this?"
"What? I don't know, just tell me!"
".......(Stare)"
"I, Is that mean...."
"......Hum, I won't tell a idiot"
"Well..."


'You just want to observe what would I react, right?'
"But"
"I still want to tell you something."
"For example, about my down wearing...."
"What the...wait..."
"STOP DOING THIS!"


"Ahahaha! What a good time!"
"...I won't trust you anymore."
"That is because Keisuke you aren't good at treat girls."
"I say...do not dress like a girl anymore, it makes..."
"Makes your heart beating fast?"


That's what I'm worry about.
"Woooooo..."
"Don't be shy, boy~"
"......"
......what ever.

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