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by Jofroi
I think that the most important things has already been mentionned in the previous articles of this series and I will therefore be brief in this one.
As a picture is worth a thousand words, there is no need to make things too long.
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Lol
Alas, I have every one of them!
These also look like the 5 steps of premature ejaculation.
lol'ed
I am not sure which are the symptoms, but I know all Ten Laziness Commandments:
1. Everyone is born tired and lives to get some rest;
2. Love the bed like you love yourself;
3. Rest through the day, at night you can sleep;
4. Don't work - work kills;
5. If you see someone resting - go help him!;
6. Today don't do what you can do tomorrow;
7. Work less than you can, and for things you cannot do - ask someone to do them instead of you;
8. The salvation is in the shade - noone ever died of resting;
9. Work brings deceases - don't die young!;
10. If you want to work, sit down a bit and wait - it'll pass!
That...
... was epic.
By the way, el1temkd... your 10 commandments are off. Let me share the true belief. Or maybe we should just make it 20 commandments...?
1. The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on tv.
2. If you have to say something more than once, it's not worth the energy.
3. If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
4. I'll tell you later!
5. Don't charge your phone till it says: 5% remaining.
6. Screw the "Terms&Conditions". Just hit accept.
7. If it's not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn't exist.
8. Why make your bed, when you're just gonna get back in it again...
9. If you are late, don't go.
10. If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge.
Which animal is Jof's favorite? [if someone answers correct, I'll give him 10 BEF]
No animal of course, he needs to select one to have a favorite and it's too much effort. (;
First of all, I am glad you're still here. I missed you! Second - he don't need to select one, it comes natural - that animal is favorite animal to all lazy people. 😛