[DICKTRAKTOR1] Have you ever heard of fluoridation of water?
Alfa UKSF
Welcome brothers, sisters and fellow cat lovers to the new dawn
I am your new local dictator, an ingame role that you can read all about here (also contains the details on how to overthrow me) - http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Dictatorship
So now that I control both the vertical & horizontal and can deluge you with a thousands channels, or expand one single image to crystal clarity and beyond. what does that mean for those of you not destined for helicopter rides out over the ocean?
A. You now keep more of your wages to spend how you decide.
B. MPPs continue to be signed with the regular rolecall of nations.
C. Huey has still got the money and has (probably) been safeguarded for future use.
D. No one can now complain about how mongress is a waste of time.
In normal circumstances I probably would of launched an airstrike on Finland by now or perhaps started a crusade to liberate Jerusalem from 'x'. Sadly two events have denied me such fun.
1. The 'League of Allies' event that popped up whilst the coup was in the preparation/support phase.
see - https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/liga-saveznika-hr-league-of-allies-en--2676213
2. The shocking state of the military.
see - The fact I'm dictator after only 2 rounds of fighting!
Item 2 will take some doing for sure. It's been a long while since we've been anything other then useless or meat for the grinder but having travelled the world and taken part in many campaigns both large and small, It's my hope that I can leave the next poor sap with something approaching a useful tool.
Item 1 is easy enough. The TL
😉R of the event is that you need to fight, fight, fight to earn rewards and to fight, fight, fight you will need both food and weps.
Therefore any UK player who joins the UK channel between the hours of 1000H and 1400H (that's 6pm to 10pm UK time) during the course of the event will receive a stock of Q5 food and Q7 weapons to go and fight, fight, fight with
Your participation does not imply support for the new regime (you could in fact argue that reducing my stock and increasing your strength/rewards actually boosts the resistance) nor do I expect anything reciprocally.
Your account, Your game, Your decisions.
~UKSF
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That means I've got to go on Discord, doesn't it? Thought I'd left that behind long ago 😉
peace on earth?
Purity of Essence
http://politicalhat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/strangelove-purity-of-essence.png
Of course you could have actually done something positive when you were elected to be CP a few months back.
"You now keep more of your wages to spend how you decide."
I don't see how throwing us a few pennies whilst at the same time embargoing an important source of income for many eUK citizens is going to encourage anyone to fight.
NE ROMANIA!
HAIL UKS FINEST THE DICKTRATOR
Love the film reference, I wonder if Woldy spotted it
of course I did!
Discord? Blaaah, guess no supplies for me then, can't be bothered with using Discord just because of eRepublik...
well if you were in the MU instead of hanging around with Commie agitators trying to recreate the Potemkin mutiny................you would of just received 500 Q5 Tuna and 25 Q7's
They are all fake Communist, I'm trying to teach them real Communism.
Well, I've left the RAF and returned to my "first love", the RN. It was getting too political in RAF...
O7
Congrats!
I guess you could no longer sit back and allow the international TUP conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
The hero and patriot the eUK needs but doesn’t deserve... o7
Fluoridation: The act of changing your immediate surroundings to resemble Florida. Notably by installing plastic palm trees and plastic pink flamingos in your front yard.
AMIRITE?
Item 2 is indeed also shocking me....
But then again, perhaps pirate is needed badly nowadays.
Parlay o/
The government gave up and Spite actually has a secret agreement with UKsF, so he let him become Dictator.