[Azure] First article as dictator (EN/ES)
Azure Falcon
As you might have noticed, I have recently become the dictator of your country and I will be responsible for governing it. In this article I would like to clarify a few things so that it gets much easier for us to communicate to each other (since I would like to communicate a lot with you).
Let's start with the financials. I would like to emphasize one thing: I am not here to rob your country. I have a huge amount of CC on my hand and it would not mean a lot to me. I also don't want to hurt the country, so as a sign of goodwill, taxes are in the process of being lowered gradually to the lowest level. The key word here is gradually, because I would like to make progress with your CP in the meantime. And with this, we just made it to the second topic.
I have sent out a friendship request to Adrianojdd, your democratically elected president. From here on out, he should serve as the point of contact with the people of eVenezuela. Therefore I invite Adrianojdd to contact me and give me updates on the general attitude of the public.
If you have anything to say or to request, please contact one of these people, and they will forward me your message.
Adrianojdd
Enrique10
JDioses
I speak a few languages well, but unfortunately Spanish is not one of them. Google translate is not bad, but far from perfect. Therefore I propose 2000 CC to anyone who translates this article accurately to Spanish. No fake translations please! Post your translations in a Google Docs, and share the link below. I will update this article with the translation.
As a conclusion of this article, I would like to share a thought with you all. Despite what you may at first think, there is really much less conflict of interest between you and my group than you may think. Throughout my reign I will work to convince you about it.
Thank you for your attention!
Regards,
Azurefalcon
Spanish version (thanks to Francisco1111 for the translation):
Buen día, gente de eVenezuela!
Como ustedes pudieron darse cuenta recientemente me converti en el Dictador de su país, y seré el responsable de gobernarlo. En este ariculo aclararé algunas cosas para que nuestra comunicación fluya de una mejor manera (ya que deseo comunicarme con ustedes).
Empecemos con las financias, Deseo hacer hincapié en una cosa: No estoy aquí para saquear su país, tengo una gran cantidad de cc en mi poder, por lo que no significaría gran cosa para mi. Tampoco deseo dañar a su país, así que en señal de buena voluntad los impuestos serán bajados progresivamente hasta llegar al nivel mas bajo. La palabra clave es progresivamente, ya que deseo hacer progresos con su CP en el dialogo, y esto me lleva al segundo tema.
Le he enviado una solicitud de amistad a Adrianojdd su presidente democráticamente electo, y de ahora en adelante el será el puente de contacto con la gente de EVenezuela. Asi que invito a Adrianojdd a contactarme y actualizarme sobre el sentir general del publico.
Si desean manifestarme algo, o necesitan alguna cosa, por favor contacten a estas personas y ellas me harán llegar el mensaje:
Adrianojdd
Enrique 10
jDioses
Yo hablo varios idiomas bien, desafortunadamente Español no es uno de ellos, el traductor google no esta mal, pero no es la mejor opción, asi que propongo 2000cc a cualquiera que traduzca este artículo correctamente al Español. No traducciones fraudulentas por favor!!
Coloquen su traducción en Google Docs, y compartan el link abajo, y actualizare este articulo con la traducción.
Como conclusión, me gustaría compartir un pensamiento con todos ustedes. A pesar hayan pensado al principio hay muchos menos conflictos de intereses entre ustedes y mi grupo, y durante mi reinado trabajare para convencerlos de eso.
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First denied. Hater comments are not unexpected, but I will ignore them nevertheless. Please be constructive.
omfg
This escalated quickly. Congratulations for being the dictator!
si eres jala bolas.. Jaaaaajjjjjjjajajaja
Translation: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z7E68yXHthKdULZ3PQek6-MpVdOOdUWCb4ezmd6IUDQ/edit?usp=sharing
haha thank you, you and Enrique translated it at the same time, so you will both get the 2000 CC.
You have successfully donated 2000 VEB. If the user accepts, the amount will appear shortly in the citizen account.
Really thanks, if you need more translations, pm me.
what enrique10 did it's a google translation, maybe with some changes but there are a few phrases that I can't undestand(and i'm spanish).For example "seré responsable de lo regular" where it should say, "seré el responsable de gobernarlo".And some other mistakes as "no eso significaría" instead of "eso no significaría" or "de modo que se hace mucho más fácil para comunicarnos entre sí" instead of "de modo que se HAGA mucho más fácil comunicarnos entre NOSOTROS"(better than "entre sí").Words that he simply didn't translate(meantime-mientras tanto) or another nonsense like;"Y con esto, sólo se hizo con el segundo tema" where it should say " y con esto, paso al segundo tema".Another mistake,"que deberia de servir de punto de contacto" where ir should say, "el debería servir de punto de contacto"(if not u r saying, that your friendship request will be the point of contact and not adrianojdd) New nonsense; "os invito Adrianojdd establecer contacto conmigo y dar cambios en la actitud general del público." it should say " por eso invito a Adrianojdd a establecer contacto conmigo e informarme de las novedadedes en los cambios de actitud del público(or "el pueblo")" . "El traductor google" or "google transalate" but never "traductor google","traduzca", not "traduce". "No hay traducciones falsas" should be "no hagan traducciones falsas" or simply " no traducciones falsas". "no hay realmente mucho menos conflicto" it's saying exactly the opposite of what u'd like to say it should be "realmente hay mucho menos conflicto".And some smaller ones he wrotes some singular where it should be plural(two times in two different phrases).So if you need translations to spanish(my mother tongue)portuguese(my almost mother tongue), or french ( I will do it better than enrique 10 from english to spanish) you better pay me.
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Thank you. I have switched to an improved translation, I hope it will be more accurate.
Better translation but still not 100% accurate "finanzas",not "financias" or "a pesar DE LO QUE hayan pensado"instead of "a pesar hayan pensado",and a lot of small mistakes that are not important, as tittle simbols in "más, mí,actualizaré,etc." or "Español" which should be "español"(caps are used for languages in English, not in Spanish). But really better than before.
o/, sounds promising
o7
Votado!Grande AzurefaIcon o7
otro iluso mas que cree que realmente tiene un cargo...
Saludos Azurefalcon...
Mr. Azure, how do you think my fellow countrymen feel about this abomination?? We certainly neither recognize you nor respect what you represent. But I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt since I most certaily beleive that you were played in your good faith by Enrique 10.
Although this is a game we eVenezuelans do not accept this farse and will opose everyday untill we finally get rid of you all.
So for your sake ( You sound like a reasonable person, and perhaps in other circumstances we would be friends) leave the country and take your entourage with you.
As you know it is sad to be unwelcomed, so the best course of action is to accept it and leave.
Hello francisco1111,
I have met with your government in a group meeting tonight. I understand your feelings and empathize with you. I have laid out a series of actions that I can, and I am willing to take to make sure your country suffers minimal harm.
I understand that this is far from ideal and you want democracy. All i can say is that we won't be here forever and we are negotiating with your government (Adriano, La Guayana, etc.) about these terms. I will issue a new article with the results.
Best regards,
Azure
Thank you for your quick response! You strike me as a democrat! I am glad thigs are being worked out. I hope your words come true and sooner tan later we can al go about our business and forget thisepisode.
Best regards.
one last thing: unfortunatelly your article was not accurateley translated.
Really sorry for that. I tried to check back with google translate and it gave me something similar to the English version. Can you point out where it is wrong?
¿Comunicarnos con Enrique10? Que parte de que el es un ciudadano non grato en eVenezuela no entiendes?
Si no quieres problema con el pueblo de eVe, no manifiestes mas su presencia y listo.
I have been trying to catch your leaders as well, and I had a nice group discussion with them tonight. Please refer to my comment above about the details 🙂
Enrique10 is no longer welcomen among our people... So remove him from any position...
Enrique 10 AKA Rat Boy si a unwelcome person in eVenezuela
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Enrique 10 es non grato en Venezuela por lo que tus intereses y los de nosotros están en dirección contraria desde el minuto 1 de tu dictadura
Hello, I understand your point and therefore I have conferenced your CP and governor (among others) tonight. It was a fruitful discussion and more will come.
Buen articulo. Saludos o7
Al fin un poco de Diplomacia por parte de los Ocupantes...
Saludos.
The general attitude of the country, and I am sure you already know this as it has been on 90% of the local news is GTFO. Don't worry about the country because you can't harm it anymore than what you have done already, in fact kicking your A$$ out is what keeps our fire going and has injected the community with new spirits and made us come together under 1 goal.
Now let's go straight to the real matter here, which you or whoever is moving your strings is trying to hide behind an inconsistent forthcoming speech. We will not negotiate our friendship and allies. No, we will not bend down to the will of your peruvian, brasilian and asterian coward masters regardless of what comes out of your "negotiations" with our leaders.
Hodor, Hodor, Hodor Hodor
Hodor
Hodor Hodor Hodor
Hodor.... Hodor
We do not want dictatorship.
I think it's great to have dialogues between the two sides.
You want to believe in you. Renew Mutual Protection Pacts with our allies.
Mexico
Estonia
Bulgaria
Belarus
Ukraine
United Kingdom
Italy
Lithuania
Spain
Germany
Croatia
Georgia
Turkey
Cyprus
Paraguay
Albania
Indonesia
Republic of Macedonia (FYROM)
Russia
lol y los cobres? XD
De donde sacaran cc para eso? Jajaja
Que los ponga el dictador, como el lo dijo, tiene mucho cc y que es un hombre bondadoso, pues que haga los MPP
Azurefalcon you're another unhappy mess!!! , eres otro mamarracho infeliz!!!
"Unhappy mess" jajajja que buena traduccion xD
mess:
lío, berenjenal, mamarracho, confusión, enredo, revoltijo
otro cuya madre trabaja en el bar "La Cucaracha".
Claro que quieres robar...
Jajajajajajajaja.... yo no vine a robar al pais....jajajaja....jajajaja....... Estos HunGarabatos si son graciosos
lo que pasa es que robar y saquear tienen connotaciones distintas a segun XD!!!!!
Terrible translation, mister Dictator.
so sorry for that, I have updated it with Francisco1111's translation 🙂
Step 1: Don't rob our country.
Step 2: Rob our country.
Step 3: Profit? Nope.
xD paso por figurar y decir que soy famoso :3
azurefalcon Good for You
Viva el dictador o7
Bibah !