3 Weeks In
VoxHumana
I was inspired by an article published last night by a fellow citizen of eUSA with whom I'm becoming fast friends, Imber23. She apparently has a thing for dirty limericks, so I dropped one of my own in the comments. You should too.
But once I did that, I got to thinking that I should chronicle my own first 3 weeks in this game with some metered verse. So I did.
What follows is a compendium of all that has occurred in my time as a citizen of the New World. I've titled each verse, but you should ignore the titles and just read the poem.
I'm also working from my phone, so I've got no way to do any graphics for this. Hopefully they won't take away my "Junior Journalist" mission prize. I need that 1 Gold!
3 Weeks In
by Krapis
Media Graphics
How often I would wonder if
The thing I see's a ".jif" or ".gif"
Much simpl'r now to save as ".tif"
And all will be at peace.
WTP
The folks from erep's Party 1
Got screwed by PP's reckless fun
He's promised now, "I'll never run!"
Will accusations cease?
War
eSerbia and eIran:
Asteria's offensive plan
To turn our map the color tan.
But now there's sweet release.
RGR
Some dude from erep's days gone by
Who's multi's-talent's are a lie
Still preys on newbies such as I
We witnessed his caprice.
Tokens
Perhaps there was a chance to win
Alongside all our CODE and kin
But money problems did us in:
We said goodbye to Greece.
Press Briefings
The Government has such a space
To argue at each other's face
What makes it, though, a happy place?
Three nuts and their mouthpiece.
WHPR
Some dude named Nath sent me a note
He saw a thing or two I'd wrote
"Would I, my writing, to devote"
A White House Press Release?
Vernacular
There's CRAP and GIMP and IES,
A rainy sunday, Proteus,
I-23 and Colbert, S.
I'm learning eRep-ese
URLs
Now Discord is a thing to play
The US Forum, every day
My "friends feed" where I shout my say
May all of this increase.
EREPUBLIK
'zookas, boosters, homes Q3
Companies I got for free
Freedom Fighters and TP
Philosophers who fleece
That's all
I'm sure there's other things I've missed
Because I'm sleeping, else I'm pissed
But I'll press on with clench-ed fist
Until my eDecease
Comments
I'm having lots of fun!
Thanks eUSA!
Great ! I love your article ! 😉
Thank you
Telegram is better because there's no Rainy bitch over there 😁
Take it somewhere else. Unless this is some inside joke I don't know yet.
glad you like it here 🙂
I am blissfully ignorant of the stressful stuff. So far.
o7
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Voted for my name being mentioned
You're one of the "nuts" too
You're the best! I LOVE THIS!
Nou
pants = penis prison!
injustice
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I am enjoying how much you are enjoying this!! Keep it up dear sir, this puts a smile on this old lady's face!
glad I could help
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done
To have fun is the goal. It seems you are doing great. 🙂
Thank you. It means a lot coming from you.
This was pretty impressive consistency with the rhyming, enjoyed it a lot
I enjoyed your poem on the briefing as well.
Haa you're one day older than I am 🙂
Voted!
It has been a whirl, hasn't it?
So far so good.
o7
o7
Kernal Krapis is the man
It seems for now I am a fan
Hopefully I'll be able to keep you!
Nice
thank you