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Day 814, 21:18 Published in Ireland Ireland by Brian Boru
TAKE DOWN THE CROWN RAG!


The Crown Rag of Norway

As Northern Ireland languishs under Norwegian tyrrany, as it languished under British lulztyranny, I support the move by the Edana Administration to seize it.

Frankly, it's the first reasonably large and productive thing said administration has started.
But what a decision! The aul girl's got bottle.


As such, I intend to return to the territory of the Republic, hopefully with elements of the Red Brigade of the Communist Internationale. Norwegian imperialism is not to be tolerated, nor is the Canadian brand acceptable. Northern Ireland, as the name gives license to, belongs to the Republic of Ireland by common sense.


A Protection Racket

The audacity in EDEN attempting to extort Ireland for Northern Ireland must not be tolerated either. They criticise Phoenix as being various things, then turn around and demand tribute for aiding a small country. So much for defending small countries, though this lesson has already been learned by South Africa on several occasions.



I must stress however that Northern Ireland should not be used as a bargaining chip with the United Kingdom if we successfully liberate it. To do so would be falling into the trap of alliance protection racketeering.

From Russia With Love!


Brian Boru,
Chief of Staff of the Irish Volunteer Force (defunct),
ex-Chairperson of the Internationale,
Author of the Irish Constitution.