The Treasury has been stolen
Releasethe Krakken
Last month Teddy returned to refill our bacon stocks.
After the departure of Teddy there was a sudden and total decline of our bacon stocks.
This may explain some of it.
SUSPECTS:
1.
Although a recent report indicate that shortly afterwards DOn Croata started talking like MARLON Brando in Godfather "ehh u wantaapieceofbaconitsareallagoodihavesomeinmybrownpaperbag" and would rustle in a brown paper bag and eat something from it. A glazed mad look would then be seen in his eyes and he would mutter something like aconaconaconcromegabacon
2. Perhaps it is he that is the culprit or perhaps it is moomoohead as he has been impersonating a cow for a couple of years and could be a canadian in cows clothing.
3. Or perhaps it was Winston Hope Smith perhaps this is why he goes to such lengths to remain in congress :i.e. so that he can remain near government and keep the rest of government angrily working on his latest proposal :The Size and complete specifications and requirements as to quantity of gold in our gold pots. whilst slinking away for a couple of bacon strips.
Join us in future episodes as the DRAMA unfolds.
Comments
Cows say eat more bacon.
I am a bit insulted I do not get mention as a possible thief.
u were included
Thanks makes me feel a part of the team. Keep up the funny articles.
ok vote it as well
As a vegetarian I admit the theft...I destroyed those abominations...I'll work on beef and chicken next...fish! your time will come Muahaha!!!!
i want my share of the bacon heist.
I have never had thoughts of running for government, or even joining a political party, but this free bacon has got me thinking...
Let them eat steak
What happens to RTK 1 day after an eScandal:
5minutes: "I told you, I told you there was a scandal!"
30minutes: "Hey you guys remember that scandal I told you all about?"
45minutes: "Jeez I'm bored, time to make up another scandal"