Surviving the CPF Zombie Apocalypse
Day 2,210, 22:07
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by Rylde
Time to rally others hoping to stave off the CPF enduced zombie apocalypse by finding something to kick the crap out of. These CPF elected and supported leaders aren't going to find us entertainment then I say lets go make our own.
After almost 2 months of my Homeland being given away for a song its time to look at liberating NWT. There are few RL NWT players around but the 2 of us are proud of are ballsack freezing winter wonderland.
The media is already dying and if you don't think so one only has to look as far as Oinyo's video of one of the most boring CPs to ever exist claiming to be the cure to what ails the country.
Nothing beats boredom like some artificially created drama and warfare. Its the best were gonna get these days. If anything giving the CPF a swift boot to the ass for annoyance is a victory in itself.
So if your bored and want to avoid turning into a CPF zombie lets hunts some 3rd world tenants for sport and entertainment. If your interested shoot me a pm. Bring your own everything I'm not operating a charity here.
After the battle and celebrating is done get the hell off my land because the south side of the great slave belongs to me.
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After watching 3 seasons of walking dead I am so prepared. You have my crossbow.
And my axe. I play electric guitar 😉
And my keyboard...I have a broken laptop to use as a weapon
You kill north, I'll kill south, and we'll meet in the middle.
You lost me at north. Why you gotta make shooting stuff so confusing. I'll need a map with in depth pop up pictures containing directions
Alright I'll go Weast.
And I'll go Yeast
Having lived in Belgium for 5 years, I now have an ingrained hatred of the Dutch. I'm in!
Oh wait, sorry. I meant I hate Belgians. Ah, same difference.
As i was excomunicated for "ilegal war actions", you can count on me. Bored or outlaw, those are the options under CPF.
The Switzerland MPP is now in force. Fight for them. They would really appreciate it.
Day 3 is not even over yet. I'm not your cruise director.
I'm directing my own cruise and I tire of all the usual suspects all in govt.
I was not in government last term. Your more a usual suspect then I am.
Excellent response I'll dedicate the liberation of NWT to it.
If you can break NL shield than you deserve it.
Needs war, needs war now and not a meaningless training war. We need a reason to get players to log on for longer than five minutes and to get excited...porn can only go so far.
Voted!
Redayto fight!!!
RHAAAAAAAARRGH!!
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what are we doing?
Shooting some tenants that are on my land.
Can I have at some of dem Neder women?
Have you considered running for CP and leading eCanada into a bold war where it can pursue its fortune?
Can not surpass the CPF wall of zombies.... THERE ARE TOO MANY
I don't meet CPF criteria of being a nice guy who plays the game with respect and after 4 years I'm not changing for this generations DAL.
As can be seen with there support of Onion they prefer cautious conservative types and want to take no risks in a browser game for some semblance of entertainment.
Well ya see, respect is the key.
Respect is somewhat overrated.
Perhaps that's because there are more of us in this generation who prefer a different style of game. 😉 Perhaps that's why the CPF is presently so successful?
Because Canada needs to directly participate in wars for it to mean anything.
Selfish much?
People have to adhere to your standards of fun or they aren't allowed to play the game at all?
Selfish much?
I do what I can to make the game fun for myself and others.
We're renting out the basement suite to finance the new car, lets just shoot the tenant in the head. That should provide some giggles.
Brilliant.
Of course this only buys us fun for a few days more must be found later.
Of course, the Executive is likely to ignore this, as last month's did, and like last month, this is likely to succeed, and the Executive will point fingers while still doing nothing.
*points finger at Joshur*
By the Executive, I mean the meanies who push the buttons.
Iloveyoukloppleasedon'tbemadatme❤
Well that may change soon, it's only been 3 days.
LOL you can't even liberate your shitty ass homeland properly. I'll fight you tooth and nail, oh and by the way my ELITE CIT bonus is +10% and I hit WAAAAAAAY strong than you. There's no way NWT will be liberated.
BUY GOLD GO GO GO
Still doesn't cover 1.43 resistance bonus.
BUY GOLD GO GO GO
Its a battle of the shitty game mechanics.. and gold.
"There's no way NWT will be liberated."
Wah-wah.
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Someones jelly that he can't get elected, feels irrelevant and thus goes on the attack.
Illiterate child rylde should use crayons, it suits your IQ bud!
If I only I could then i could write my replies in the color suiting my moods.
Gravy colour?
no was thinking more along the lines of spaghetti color
yellow then 😃DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YOU CAN HAVE NWT, WHEN YOU PRY THEM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
But I agree when things are going along swimmingly someone throwing a wrench into the mix does make it a bit more fun 😉DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD