Shocking News
Day 2,106, 12:48
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by Rylde
Early this afternoon eJesus himself who randomly roams the earth decreed that If a Congressmen in eCanada approved long time jerk and arrogant ass Rylde's citizenship he would be forced to drown a kitten in a dirty toilet in disgust.
In a bold and shocking move Muglack newly elected congressman of eCanada under the MDP banner decided to call eJesus's bluff by going against the holy ones warning and granting the CS.
Well as in most things with eJesus there's no happy ending to be had here and muglack has caused the brutal drowning of kittens in dirty toilets.
More importantly though your old god king and rightful heir to the kingdom of eCanada has returned truimphantly after squashing our foes.
Its good to be home. who knew it would take this long.
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You helped destroy this country for 8 months, I hope you're happy with yourself.
You can B*tch and moan all you want but to damn bad I'm back.
IF BLAMING ME FOR A 7 MONTH OCCUPATION HELPS U SLEEP AT NIGHT DO IT U SAD B#TCH
How eloquent.
same as your never change never really do anything about it constant bitching
Ahhhhh. 🙂 Canadian politics. That's better.
You've got a big ego.
All the more to harrass you with my dear.
How did one man destroy this country?
He was the one who prompted the Spanish invasion
Revisionist history i made war on UK and they cried for spains help because we were owning them with two 500 population countries. We were so out playing them they had to go get pappa Spain
More accurately, Rylde insulted the leader of TWO who's ego was too big for his pants, and that man vowed to churn up eCanadian hate in Spain so that we'd never be free.
Was it Rylde's fault? Yeah. But all he did was tell the guy to f*ck off. It's not like he did something terrible.
Yo.
Yo.
MWAHAHA THE KING HAS RETURNED FROM EXILE!
skulls for the skull throne,
blood for the blood god.
good to see ya still kicking.
Not really a surprise.
wb Funky
Of course, Rylde cannot be in the country without Funky to counter him.
What the??? Last I saw you were dead, how did you rise from the grave?
ya who knew it would take this long indeed, obviosuly the guy who hit the button did not know how long it would be.
same old thing, people leave the country then come back cause they are not the big shots anymore in there new country.
BTW - I killed Commodus
I wanted to see what american politics is about. sadly its just about what are we going to do to stop Ajay this month and all leaders are predetermained. sux TBH.
Never intended to be a big shot.
lol i'm hoping that means you plan on staying in the eUK?
Well the cat photo is a bit different to Oinyos article lmfao
Welcome back o7
Poor kitty.
You tried to steal supplies then threatened to fight for Spain. No respect.
I do believe i told you i was just harrassing you for lulz.
Short memory
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This was mildly entertaining the first 10 times or so. Not so much now.
Entertaining enough to catch your eye and force a comment out of you. My jobs done here.
ZIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG~
You shouldn't kill things unless you plan to eat it, and I wouldn't put that cat in my mouth after where it's been. Seems like cruelty to me.
He could sell it too his local Chinese restaurant though.
Rylde prefers weiners to pussies
Hi Rylde... The new God is here now.
So when is the MDP putting you up for CP again LOL.
when the nation wants fun and entertainment
dont you mean a good ass kicking? We seem to get wiped as soon as you become CP LOL. And that doesnt bother me in the least as fighting back is fun, what does bother me though is you disappear as soon as things turn to shit.
I left the country but continually fought for canada.
I'm still waiting on Shoi's term. (;
definately deserves a term
I got dis bro
Couldn't get enough attention down there, huh?
no didn't just didn't much care for the politics down there which is just a huge us vs them battle where all leadership from top to bottom is predetermined before in game votes. as an outsider tough to break into
LOL, no kidding, I checked it out a few times and decided probably rather be anywhere else - well welcome back you dangerous egomaniac - maybe you could be our very own Ajay/RGR - Unity can save us from this dangerous man!
yahhhh all the old players are coming back!!
lol, nCPF brings the butthurt. Classic. I may just have to make a return.
Return.
I've got a ticket with your name on it.
Indeed
Welcome back Rylde.
posting a dead cat picture!!?? .. pretending to be an overly-aggressive and a tough guy? LoooOOOOL typical small man syndrome .. you are an idiot