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Minister of Entertainment - Hot 'n' Heavy

Day 2,415, 15:08 • Published in Denmark Poland

• by Cemba

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his dxxk and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.

"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"

"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"

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