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Minister of Entertainment

Day 2,297, 04:01 • Published in Denmark Poland

• by Cemba

A good day to all of you.
I have the honors of being the Minister of Entertainment. It is my job to try to make your day a little bit more fun. This does not mean that on one else is allowed to do the same and if you have an idea, then you are more than welcome to write to me and we will make ti happen.
Here is my first joke as Minister of Entertainment

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”