Introducing... Stente
Totood The Second
Dear citizens of Homonavia... Forgive me, for I have sinned. It's been a long time since my last article, and I have been a bad boy in between. However, I will try to make up for it before we enter the year of 2011!
Let's start with the beginning. Now that I have finally recieved my Swedish passport, here's an introduction to the person behind the screen. It will be quite short, and will not contain any nudepictures - not untill the end, that is..
You know what they say - a picture says more than a thousand words.. So I've decided to make a picture with A LOT of words for you guys:
BUT, to further help my integration into the Swedish environment, I had my good old pal Svensker Svend help me do an interview.
Of course, Svensker Svend being a Swede, he was almost completely impossible to understand..
SS: "Heyson på deyson, hur går det med dig?"
Me: "Hey SS, I'm doing all fine.. I've been eating a shitload of food, drinking some snaps and "bajere", unwrapping some presents and been singing a lot of old psalms.."
SS: "bra bra, julen är verkligen festivalen av hjärtan"
Me: "Ehrm, sure - whatever that means..."
SS: "Har du ett kromat planera din vistelse här i Sverige?"
Me: "As a matter of fact, I do. I have just signed up for the Norsefire party. You might not know it, put it's much like a mix of MSPA, Partiet and FHD."
SS: "Hur i helvete göra det på vad du står för?"
Me: "Yes, we'll continue as long as hell is still standing"
SS: "Fan du är så dåligt att förstå svenska - vilka mål och ideologier har partiet?"
Me: "Ah, now I get it - well, it's a Far-right, Totalitarian party who's only purpose is to serve HrBjorn. As we say: Strenght through unity, unity through HrBjorn!"
SS: "Men det har ju ingenting att göra med MSPA, Partiet eller FHD?"
Me: "Well, perhaps I have misunderstood their Swedish Propaganda. You really can't blame me, it's a tought job for a foreigner like me to understand all that svenske pølsesnak.. And I'm too lazy to use Google Translate"
SS: "Jag tror snarare att vi måste sluta här, innan vi får på en tangent"
Me:"I'm really not sure where you're going at with that piano-talk, but I think we'd better call it a days work before you get me all confused. Thanks for your time anyway, Svensker Svend. You've been a great help for me and my Swedish Brothers of Homonavia."
So, now you guys know everything that's worth knowing about me. Happy new year for everyone!
(I know - it's a weird ending of the article.. But I have to go get something to eat now."
But first - here's a nudepicture of HrBjorn:
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Kind Regards,
Stente
(This message was approved by Barney Stinson - now, go suit up and help Homonavia become AWESOME)
Comments
All hail Stente! \o
reported article for nudity!
Well done buddy 😃
Lol, vote+sub
Stente Powaaaaa \o/
Haha he's nude!!! He is also pretty hairy! 😉
Voted for quality AND nudity!
HrBjorn have become a little chubby over the past holidays. But he will work out while hammering Germs.
Awesome. Now, put some pants on HrBjorn, we are a little bit prude!
That was Legendary... Wait for it... *commercial brake*... Wait for it... Dary!
Stop trolling anton! It's Legen... dary. Why would anyone say dary twice.
Omg... you actually posted that nude shot. You sure got some balls, Stente.
Unlike HrBjorn who is nothing but fur and fluffiness.