ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Totood The Second
Dear citizens of Homonavia... Today, it is not I who have sinned, it is one of my greatest idols.
The Captain King, the almighty head of state in our lovely little kingdom have long been encouraged to resignate and leave the throne to another worthy soul for the month of January.
Now we can no longer stand by and watch him rape our timeshare-monarchy, it is time for us to stand up and revolt.
We need a new king, we need a leader and first of all, we need someone to look up to - someone adorable, like this puppy(only smarter and slightly more human)
Consider this, dear Nobels of the Kingdom, to be my encouragement for you to join side with me, and stand up against this outrageous insult to our throne!
For too long have our needs and demands been overlooked, for too long have we suffered the loss of our leader.
TIME IS UP!!
"Who's gonna take the next period?" you may ask, well - to me, as a former Captain King, it is clear as the lovely snow of Danishism.
We have recently joined forces with our neighbours, the Swedes, forming the mighty Homonavian Union and thus we should encourage them to adore the Captain King as much as we do..
"How is that even possible?" might be your next question..
OBVIOUS, I must say - we just have to instate a Swede, and the rest of his tribe will immediately see the light of Danishism and start adoring our Captain, my Captain - THE ONE AND ONLY CAPTAIN KING!
"But who is both a Swede AND awesome enough to be appointed the first Captain King of 2011?"
pho3nix, is the simple answer to that question!
Therefore, my fellow Noblemen, by the right rested upon us a Nobles in paragraph 2.4 of the Constituton of the Kingdom of Denmark, I urge all of you to stand by me and revolt Mr. Naizugai as the King of Homonavia.
(Mr. Naizugai is about to be revolted, while sitting next to some old man in a suit.. Limegreen really brings out Naizu's smile)
Noblemen, sign this thread in order to revolt the current Captain King and make pho3nix replace him from this day until the first day of February 2011, on which he will appoint his own successor.
May his reign be long(but not more than 25 days) and successful, and may the nation prosper under his guiding wings!
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Kind Regards,
Stente
(This message was approved by Barney Stinson - now, go suit up and help Homonavia become AWESOME)
Comments
Signed. Sorry Naizu : P
Overthrow the Captain King, desecrate the flag!
I give you a Vote for keeping the RP up! And a Sub for an awsome article...nothing more!
As the leader of the Danishist church, i hereby declare the gods support to this righteous revolt against the Captain King.
I would also like to say that the 3/4 god of Sweden, pho3nix would make an excellent king.
(a 3/4 god is the stage between demigod and an actual god)
Signed!
The Time-share monarchy must continue un-interupted!
You are wrong. Pho3nix is a crossing between a sabertoothe tiger and a greek god!
Pheo3nix is cool 😉
*Sigh*
That suck dude!
Why TF shall a Swede be king? Cmon guys! We are danes! It doesnt matter if i live in sweden og China im still dane.. I think there is a reason it it called the DANISH kingdom and not the Swedish and Danish kingdom! Ffs guys!
Behave now!!
Ofcourse it should be a swedish king! Who can understand a danish king? Noone can...sorry but Grev Per isn´t playing that much anymore so it has to be Valnad as king.
sweden has already a king! King Bertil Gurkvatten these threads
http://erepublik.se/viewtopic.php?f=244&t=13485
http://erepublik.se/viewtopic.php?f=244&t=13629
Signed.
All hail the Captain King.
Betrayer - Timeshare monarchy is the greatest form of manarchy, of all time.
Signed!
Betamjau: What about a danish president and a swedish king?
The Captain King is dead.
Long live the Captain King!
Also, Tyren9 we are not in a union with Sweden. It is only reason that they also see the great light of the Timeshare Monarchy.
Just because we, the Danes, came up with it, doesn't mean that we shouldn't let people in. For they, are too, warriors of the mighty snow.
I stand by phoenix and would salute him as Captain King, should the Danish noblemen decide to revolt the current monarch. Besides, being from Scania, he can't really be accused of being Swedish anyway.
Ok, ok.
I appoint NizeBoy as the new Captain King...
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Then we shall banish both of you to the pit of bacon!
I approve it this message.
Jepaan - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo......
mhhh bacon 🙂