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I agree. Gonzo is a muppet...though I think I mean that in a very different sense to what you mean... 🙂

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This is shockingly shocking.

Oh my.

Tonight on Dateline IBC, Muppet Scandal! Look inside the story of the Gonzo and his attempted robbery of a nation!

Digits dude.... your keyboard bust? 😛

More shockingly Gonzo actually proposed that it be sent back to the Admins. You'd think they have enough gold 😉 But seriously, the fact it was placed in the treasury in the first place is the most shocking thing. The more I use shocking the less shocking the shock is don't you think?
I don't understand where the Gonzo obsession comes from but hey... this was p funny.

This article is filled with win

classy as usual

Of course it gives you the runs. Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout, available in pubs and markets throughout the land and occasionally in other parts of the former British Empire, is brewed for the serious drinker who appreciates a rich, full-bodied brew made from only the finest barley and hops.

Your body is rejecting the good stuff, probably because it is unaccustomed to quality.

Former ICA members would be happier with a blend of sterno and carbonated naphtha, with a bit of iodine added for color and a touch of hair tonic to give it age and and some dried nasty-bits-of-pig tossed in for for body.

Articleisnowabout Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout

Article stays what it was Dan, you can't do what we did. Gonzo's food is turned down by Gypsies its that bad. Ive seen people in Iraq and Somalia who wouldn't eat it.

Yes, I indeed was in the Battle of Shannon. I was taking a shipment of Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout to our brothers and sisters in Shannon who yet suffer under harsh Canadian rule, and I got caught in the crossfire and had to fight my way out.

Can you believe it -- The pplace is so blighted under Canadian rule that the poor, oppressed devils cannot even get any Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout. Some have even been reduced to eating poutine.

I do have a question for those with more experience in battles than I (and that would be most of you) -- is it even possible to lose a fight?

And finally, I would point out -- I paid for my weapons and food myself. Yes, I know that is a novel concept and that tradition requires that I sponge off the state, but I say "Nay, nay. Hang tradition." I just cannot bring myself to take food out of the mouths of those starving soldiers working in their IA companies at depressingly low and shockingly unproductive levels of health.

"Articleisnowabout Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout"

Implying it wasn't in the first place? 😉

SeewhatIdidthere 😉

"Former ICA members would be happier with a blend of sterno and carbonated naphtha, with a bit of iodine added for color and a touch of hair tonic to give it age and and some dried nasty-bits-of-pig tossed in for for body."

Yeah, he's right. We do drink that. Gonzo's stout is just a little worse than this concoction he mentions so shamefully I still drink Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout. Sorry, bro's. I haz me a problem.
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There was a report of a recent research proving that "Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout" is more effective in battles than Q5 weapons, effective enough to be classified as Q7 weapon. But I just can't find it.

I have opened a bottle of "Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout" and I say to you, it is nothing but an arrant fraud, concocted from piss and ink.

ithinkGonzo'sFinestMostExcellentStoutgoeswellwithtoastandjam...andpeanutbutter

SCANDAL!!!!

lulz

Oh, wait!! What? "Scandal"?

I thought it said "Congressman in Sandals."

Because on a hot day, I sometimes wear sandals. Don't you? They are perfect for a hot summer day.

And you know what else is great on a hot day, don't you? (Can you feel it coming?)

A pint of Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout.

Yes -- give me shady yard and a hammock and a few burgers and dogs on the barbeque and a smokin' hot muppet lady with a pint of Gonzo's Finest Most excellent Stout in her mit, and ol' gonzo is in muppet heaven.

I am saddened to live in a land where our congressmen act in such a manner and peddle foul drink to his citizens. I am disappoint.
Oh and JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!!!!!

thisarticleisnowabouttheawesomenessthatisthICA

ICA is p awesome. Gonzo is not.

Jezus gonzo, sandals??? Please holy eGod dont tell me with socks. Don't.
"Article stays what it was Dan, you can't do what we did." 😉

I have no clue what this article, or the comments are about. So if you are a random silent lurker thinking wtf? Relax.

I see trees of green, red roses too, gonzos stout makes us puke, from me and you

Gonzos brew is pisswater 1.3% alcohol and free Diahorea with every bottle.

"And finally, I would point out -- I paid for my weapons and food myself." - Gonzo

Ah, he finally admits draining his employees of proper salaries to fund his own finances XD

why is it scandal you make it sound that Gonzo is not a natural idiot and this is a first in a spotless record free from greed, stupidity and betrayal. I honestly think adware software needs to be made against gonzo I can see in the future the whole of eireland dying from sh*te food supply and sh*te wages that only pay for the battles against us. Jam and toast would be better

Couldn't have said it better than the last four comments

James -- "Ah, he finally admits draining his employees of proper salaries to fund his own finances."

I have no employees. I grow my own grain and harvest my own hops and brew every drop of Gonzo's Finest Most Excellent Stout myself.

Employees would just get in the way.

I used to have employees, lots of them in some of the best paying jobs in eIreland, but I got tired of seeing either them or the company end up in the UK after yet another defeat.

I drank Gonzo's Lousy Irish Stout and all i got to show for it is this here scurvy ye scallywag.

You had that to start with.

I'd really love for you "mature players" to grow a pair and leave your b*^*hing at the door .

^ Lold...Dumb noob is dumb

@Gonzo

" just cannot bring myself to take food out of the mouths of those starving soldiers working in their IA companies at depressingly low and shockingly unproductive levels of health"

46 out of 52 Irish Army Workers today worked at 95 Health or over. Any employer would kill for a work-force with that type of production level.

Once again Gonzo runs his mouth without checking his facts.

''In a despicable act, Congressman Gonzo914 of the Costume Party tried to prevent the sum of 600 Gold that was stolen from citizens of Ireland, from being returned to it's rightful owners''

well,IB,wasn't that 600 gold donated to you ?

Another No Voter^ I'm guessin.

nope,i voted yes. but I don't see you answering my question there^

Cos
1- It wasn't donated to me
and
2- It has sweet fa to do with ya

^ 🙂

This article and the comments have a bit of a 2nd grade schoolyard feeling to it

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@ Starkad
The article was merely an effort to give people a mirror to look into. Some of the mudslinging that goes on around here is absolutely ridiculous, as is the content of this article. Purposely so.

Ireland loves it's drama too much. Situations that should not be dramatic are made to be so.