Advice? Young? Just ask me!

Day 2,606, 09:45 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Frixios of the Clyde

So, me being a "nice" guy and all, I thought HUZZAH I shall help my younger compatriots. So if any of you guys want advice or food or weapons... Just ask. But yano.

I shall be like your mother duckling guiding you towards a better future... Or more likely corrupting your poor innocent souls