5 adevaruri despre eRep, headless chicken si Chuck Norris

Day 804, 23:26 • Published in Romania Romania • by Hatthor

1. Culmea eRepului?!? Sa joci ruleta ruseasca cu gaina fara cap si sa castigi.
2. Singura chestie pe care nici macar Chuck Norris nu poate sa o "roundhouse kick in the face" e gaina fara cap.
3. Pt ca glumele proaste facute bine nu prind la toti am decis sa elimin nr 3.Pe aceasta cale cer scuze feministelor convinse deranjate de "limbajul explicit" folosit..Accept categorisirea drept "porc" de la oricare din cele sus-mentionate.
4. Cand stii ca petreci prea mult timp in eRep??!Cand stai cu teama ca rotisorul o sa aiba lag din cauza ca e un pui fara cap pe el.
5. Dilema "ce-a fost inainte??!?oul sau gaina" se traduce in termeni eRepistici "cine-i cel mai enervant: Zoli
sau gaina?!?"

5 facts about eRep, headless chicken and Chuck Norris

1. Playing russian roulette against the headless chicken and win!
2. The only thing that Chuck Norris cannot roundhousekick in the face is the headless chicken
3. Mission Impossible: love in eRep = "chick, give me some head!!"
4. When do you know that you're spending too much time in eRep?!?When you fear that the roaster will jam because of the headless chicken on it.
5. The philosophical inquiry "who was first:The egg or the chicken?!?" could be translated into an eRepistique point of view "Who is most annoying: Zoli or the headless chicken?!"