2-Clicker 2-Minute Morning Kaffee Summary - 18 September, Friday
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by Zheng He
Well, all you 2-clickers (and other trollers 😉
), as Astra Kat G put it, we are still waiting to exhale. The rumors of a Russian attack on Florida still swirl around us, but nothing has materialized so far.
The DoD Battle Orders still say to hold fire ... waiting to see if Russia does ... "something". Whatever something is 🙂
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In his Defense Intel Review, Aeros dissects the PEACE plan, which seems to have fallen apart. Iran (a PEACE nitwit) declared war on Canada, then forgot to attack. Hungary (a dominant PEACE member) was supposed to attack Croatia, but is still blocked by Canada. And Portugal, nominally part of PEACE, signed the peace treaty with the USA, showing character and courage. Aeros passed on rumors that Russia planned to attack Florida at 23:30 erep time (2:30 EDT), but that never materialized.
Our best bro, Canada, jumped on the mistake by Iran to attack, and take, the Yukon. The Yukon borders Canada's Northwest Territories, which is controlled by Iran and has been beefed up with 860 (very cold!) citizens, a Q5 hospital and a Q5 defense system. Oh yeah, it has diamonds too! That will not be an easy take if Canada decides to go for it.
Russia is currently attacking Utah and Louisiana. With 30 minutes to go, looks like we will win Utah, so Russia is not making much progress. To be fair, neither are they trying very hard. We still have the concern of Russia obtaining a border with Colombia, which they would gain by winning Louisiana. Nobody who knows anything has told me nothin', but I'm betting Louisiana will be our priority if Russia doesn't move on Florida.
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Maybe that's the new plan... let the USA suffocate while they hold their breath... the Russians're all sitting at home and playing chess 🙂
I'm honestly wondering if Iran gave up Yukon on purpose...now Canada can only block them in one region, meaning, if they lose, Iran will gain the initiative. NWT is also much more expensive to attack...but if Iran attacks Canada, all of it's MPPs will be activated, and they probably wouldn't have a problem taking back NWT. They will probably end up retreating a region to gain the initiative after they have their MPPs activated. So basically, it looks like Iran opening this war gives them maybe one day of blocking Canada. xD
If you watched that last minute tank battle, you could tell Iran did not want to lose. They were just caught with their pants down when the US Military suddenly showed up in force. They thought they would only have to deal with Canada (The fools). The US Forces flipped the wall in the space of 60 seconds.
@Aeros: Cool, thanks. But that war has no allies. Did US players move to Canada to join the fight?
Yes they did!
"Iran (a PEACE nitwit)..."
lol - nitwit is indeed the perfect word!
Good work!
"Did US players move to Canada to join the fight?"
Yep, though many of them are camped out in Alberta because they can defend the US just as well from there as from Florida, but have extra opportunities in the Canada v 1 battles.
Croatians came through in force too. I love seeing our allies hit the wall.