2-Clicker 2-Minute Morning Coffee Summary - 25 August, Tuesday Morning

Day 644, 04:59 • Published in USA USA • by Zheng He

Today is the congressional election!!

We liberated Alabama from Portugal. In fact, we absolutely destroyed the occupying force with a huge margin of victory.

Then we started a Bash on the Bayou to liberate Louisiana from the Indonesians. My first thought was that this attack may kill any chances of a peace treaty with PEACE, but this morning,
the DoD Battle Orders called this a "training battle," so maybe it's not serious.

Russia conquered Maine, when we retreated from the battlefield, no doubt to conserve our ammunition for another fight.

In international news, Spain liberated yet another region in Aragon. They now have four regiopns back, which gives all foes of PEACE an emotional boost. The Resistance wars in the eUSA have not succeeded because most of our population still lives in the eUSA. Fighters in a resistance war have to be in the country they are resisting; that is, we have to move to Portugal to fight in a resistance war against Portugal.

Our Prez posted a very well thought out and helpful article clarifying some of the recent activities, including verifying the rumor that we liberated Alabama because we were desperately short of outhouses in Florida.

And as a dutiful, humbled citizen, I bow to our president's superior skill at brevity by posting an autobiography that is shorted than any of my 2-clicker 2-minute articles. All hail to the chief! I'm thinking of setting up a donation pool because I'm sure some of us have more lives than we need and could spare some for Emerick 🙂.

Today I will fight to liberate Louisiana
and vote for my favorite green party candidate (running on the United Independents party ticket), Astra Kat!!