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[USA] To South Africa, an apology...

Day 685, 17:38 • Published in South Africa USA

• by Aren Perry

As an unofficial ambassador, I come to say..

We are soooo sorry we did not intend on leaving someone as mundane as a certain 'conservative' individual (who I shall not directly name to avoid banhammer that tried to split up the Conservative party in the United States and recently published some hilarious American President articles) in a peaceful nation such as yours.

We understand your pain and I'm working right now in congress to get some kind of monetary donation from our nation to yours in a show of solidarity for the damage and pain it must be causing you-nonstop-like a leaky toilet.

While we tried to get him to move to Hungary or Indonesia, but apparently they already have wonderful conservative democracies, so he was hell bent beyond our prevention from continuing his campaign in a healthy nation.

If there is any way that we can help you, for example, maybe a two nation unified "oh my gosh I can't believe he said that" quote day once an e-year in which we can roast said individual, or something else. Please let me know.

In reality though, all we can send to you is our support, sympathy, and our prayers.

Just don't send him back our way ok?

Comments

Harrison Richardson Day 685, 17:41

periods are your friend.

>we are soooo sorry we did not intend on leaving someone as mundane as a certain 'conservative' individual (who I shall not directly name to avoid banhammer that tried to split up the Conservative party in the United States and recently published some hilarious American President articles) in a peaceful nation such as yours.

HOLY RUN ON SENTENCE BATMAN

Aren Perry Day 685, 17:42

Where was I supposed to put the period there?? lol it wasn't a run on, it has a big clause in it

Harrison Richardson Day 685, 17:48

It's just awkward.

To deny that that sentence is a run-on is to deny the existence of God.

Exilious Day 685, 17:58

How bout an MPP?

Lefty from Mulberry St Day 685, 18:05

and an MPP with oyher borderline peace countries too... lol

Ajay Bruno Day 685, 18:15

Aren Perry=FAIL. Moving votes to save your buddy back in July. Classy!

Exilious Day 685, 18:18

Hey, we dont like our PEACE-loving administration either. That's one thing ya gotta agree with Bruno on. At least he wants eSA to pull its head outta its you-know-where and stop being PEACE's bitches.

Ari Lumumba Day 685, 21:02

exilis is not a sanctioned representative for eSA

Oceanus Day 685, 22:17

Wow Exilious your such a heroic opposer of PEACE. What an original idea. Maybe ask around and see how long most real eSouth Africans have been dealing with PEACE. Try living in an occupied country for longer than your eLife multiplied by 6.
Call me a PEACE supporter. But what I really am is dedicated to eSouth Africa's security and progress. This time through diplomacy. Forceful liberation has been tried and failed. Remember that invasion where eSA what wiped off the map? Oh yeah, you hadn't been born yet.

Oceanus,
MoFA

Oceanus Day 685, 22:21

Oh and the article 😛

Thanks for the apology Aren, this Exilious guy comes from the same wave as Ajay.
Maybe we can tie him up and dump him in a Javanese goat farm.

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