[Share] Stupidity
Neil Lewis
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true ... Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener, and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
(But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(Keep shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!!
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Comments
first
You can't eat ants?
of course you can. with the right resources one can eat anthing
even bleach?
depends who you are dining with
Man, this article just made me burst out laughing! 😃
Did you manage to keep a straight face while witnessing these? If so, you're my hero - I would be mocking these people for the remainder of their natural lives...
sorry, it's copy&pasted .. some are in first person, but it wasn't me
you want a stupid story i have one for you.
One day i used glue (super) you know the strong one, i put it in my pocket after my work. And in the evening i wanted to remove my pant, impossible, the pocket was stuck on my ass.
I needed the doctor to remove my pant... he was laughing of course... but i was so stupid this day.
Never put a super glue in a pocket and forget it : )
Brunette detected
Not stupid, just unfortunate. Could have happened to anyone... 🙂
Lol i can't say you how much stories i have like this one... You will be OO
i'm always in my dreams.
Yeah, I'm a little "head in the clouds" myself, so I can relate... Fortunately I've kept away from glue or no doubt I would have a similar story of my own. 🙂
This isn't even funny. It's sad and I'm sad that people can be this stupid. Hope in humanity lost.