[CPSPAM] The Wonderful Amazing Totally Stunning Karacticus
Karacticus
Greetings fellow unwinnable game fanatics.
This month we at Spammican HQ are running me as our CP candidate. There are two factors that mean this is a guaranteed success. Please allow me to illustrate them.
NUMBER TWO.
I am this:
Not this:
I'll just leave that there...
Number One
My manifesto is simple. I have but one pledge and it is thus:
That's right you can have whatever you want as long as you do it yourselves.
CABINET
On the 4th I will release my finalised Cabinet. I have received an uncountable number of enquiries so if you're interested in being part of MYteam please drop me a line.
Over the years pictures of a sexy nature seem to appeal, so vote for me and I'll keep the sexy coming.
Comments
I shall lend you my second best truss, it's all the support you'll need to be victorious in the upcoming contest.
Horice 🙂
Whilst dear old Karacticus is a fine fellow - and the thought of Horice's second best truss does sound appealing - I am going to vote for Sir Humphrey Applebum this term.
Well I'm sold... I know who I'll be voting for.....
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We need more Welsh magic.
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