[CPSPAM] Cabbage Net
Karacticus
It's been a busy few days but having sifted through my swollen sack I'm now ready to make a release of information. I would like to go on record to thank all those who applied but ultimately you weren't good enough so on your bike.
WHO IS WHO IN MY CABINET?
CP - I am he and as I've had no other applications for this role I will reluctantly fill its gaping hole.
vCP- This role was one of the most difficult to fill but I was finally able to decide on Sir Humphrey Appleby. He has assured me that he will not take my landslide victory to heart and has promised to be online 24/7 for the next month in order to do most of the work.
MoFA - Greasing the international wheels is a very important job and in order to keep us in with the biggest bully we need either a master diplomat or a grovelling toady. For this role I have chosen Sir Winston S Churchill.
MoD - Nick A Llama will continue in this post for the foreseeable future. You can his plans for the month ahead here.
MoF - Dynamic. Exciting. Passionate. Three words you'll never use when describing the Ministry of Finance, so in a move designed to shake up the balance books I'm appointing CptChazbeard. I don't think he's stolen anything but it's not my money so...
MoHA - This is the only role I've yet to fill. So first come first served. Not fussed really it's just writing articles and fannying about.
A strong cabinet is a happy cabinet.
Thank you for your time.
I look forward to winning and giving you everything you deserve.
Hugs,
K
Comments
I'll be your MoHA.
I can get one of my minions to write the articles and I'm great at fannying about. In fact I got a BTEC in fannying about back in the late '90s.
DONE.