[AMD5CP] Bigger, Badder, Stronker
AMD.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the eUK today is the first of the month, which begins the monthly "I am better than you at being the president" pitch that occurs every month around this time.
Now, I know what you're probably thinking and the answer is thus; if JamesW can do 5 terms as CP how hard can it be?
I know my record has been shady in the past, and I don't care. Vote for me this month. It will be better.
Now, my comprehensive plan of action for this month will be summarised in this article before I go into detail over the following days.
Accountability. This month will be open and transparent.
Politics. This month won't promote infighting. We will all work together.
Reliability. I am a sound reliable guy.
International Relations. Something we will improve upon and think upon.
Long term economic plan. The UK will prosper financially.
Foreign Affairs. Our position in this area will be reviewed.
Organisation. A big part of any administration!
Open Government. I want all of you involved!
Longevity. Who knows. Maybe I will run for a second term in a row?
Surprise. Expect many fun surprises for the month ahead.
All that is left to do is thank everyone for reading this, and I hope the respective parties consider backing me for the role of this month's Country Prescidency.
o7
Aaron Mark Daniels
eUK MoFA, Patriot and Friend
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Comments
Huehuehue
Finally an AMD statement I can agree with.
your constant support means a lot to me n0s3
It's not difficult at all... but you will be a far better president than Jamesw
that means a lot to me from you
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No
Supported.
The big asset of WRP is not size, strength, but attitude and ethics:Huey's spirit. It's something none here can aspire to reach.
I really hope this is actually April Fools...
I'm confused.
So far Jim has exceeded the expectations with the battle info. I hope anyone entering this position can equal this?
v + c
AM😨 NOBODY expects the WRP Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
(Exit and exeunt)
Stronk is a type of fish in polish
You saw the secret joke
you mean its a were fish and isnt a fish when not in poland