[909] Deliveries

Day 909, 19:05 • Published in USA USA • by Pony Express
909 Express Deliveries
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Today's Agenda

Articles for Today:

Monetary Market Guide: An old man teaching confused teenagers to buy stuff

Memo from the CJCS: An update from NXNW, commander of the whole military so he seems important

Story Time: A story about One Eye, Emerick, and Woxan, gr8 people 😁

Welcoming Committee: ❤

Pimping ain't easy: But I'm a maybe :3

Articles from Yesterday:

Trolling Pizza: 'Nuff said

Explanation of PP elections: *strokes ePeen*

WHPR: Keep Ajay out of at least thirty comments

Strategic Air Comman😛 blockers for Kongress
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ANYTIME YOU GUYS WANT TO SEND ME MORE FRIEND REQUESTS, THAT WOULD BE COOL

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That's it for now. Ride hard. Ride fast.
twss

David Landon
Secretary of Media

Joshua Patterson
Stable Owner