Twerk Team Tryouts
Aeriadne
I'm a booty star.
Examinario
The female form has many fine functions for fleshly favor and fabulous fantasies. While women work and teens twerk, the men of the world have nothing to mean.
And so it is with this indulgent insolence we instigate an investigation into intimate information. But beholden to beauty, brothers and boys must be beholden to our bemoanings.
Commence!
It is with this misapprehension and miscomprehension that we metabolize the meat of this malted media.
In other words, WRITE ARTICLES YOU SCRABS!!!
I hereby anoint my fellow Tenshibo, honorable Executive from the Southern Africas as my co-partner in crime for judging American Media. Each week, we will be setting down with one another, generous goblets of sweet vintage betwixt our gentle paws, and decide who in the week has done the best job in writing articles for our United Statesian fronts.
Write about whatever you want. And if it's good enough, you'll get 5 gold and be made an member of the most ancient and honorable order of Twerkers.
We'll be on the lookout, brosephines. So shake it til you make it, and drop it if ya can't.
For for la femme...
And for Frost...
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Get it gurl...
REMEBER TO SHOUT/SUB/SUBSCRIBE/TWERK!!!
All good things come to those who twerk.
Comments
I'm racin'.
WHO NEEDS ONE, TWO, EDEN, TERRA, OR CTRL!?!?!? JUST TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK!!!
Them boys know how to twerk.
And here I was hoping someone had named their new MU TWERK.
Give me EZC and you shall see wonders.
EZC is already full enough of wonders.
See: why I joined.
I think we're still awaiting that article.
Little epic. Good laugh. Had to vote. xD
I'm disturbed.
Voted, neverless ^_~
I am so getting in this club!
hmmm
squidward did it before it was cool
lol twerrrrk
As a white person I do not think it is in any way an offensive racist statement to state a simple fact: WE CANNOT AND SHOULD NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO TWERK.
just like we should not wear hoodies and should not say "hizzle"
forizzle yo.
Of course, wait until I leave the U.S. to do this...bastards 😉
talk about dumps in the trunk
kewl stuff going on here
FIST
TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK
Voted for twerk-ism...
Inspirational......
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Meow! ♥