Oh, Did I Piss Somebody Off?
George Armstrong Custer
Is It A Case Of "
😉esparate Times Call For Desparate Measures"?
Me and my dog, Spot.
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Dateline: Saturday July 24 (Day 977)
Location: Fort Sill, Oklahoma
Reporter: George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
Maybe they think they can scare me by showing their Ace in the hole...
Oh, and what's that? A little bit of insurance?
That's Der Fuhrer there, the Queen of S.E.E.S., hiding behind his new secret weapon.
Emerick was upset about my TREASON! article, calling S.E.E.S. out for granting citizenship to GLaDOS,
so they put him up for Congress in Oklahoma!
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But I've got news for ya, boys...
Maybe the USWP will send a lot of voters,
maybe my Army buddies will come through.
If they do, it'll be a...
nice Full House.
Maybe Americans will rise up and unite
against being bullied, intimidated and manipulated.
If they do, it'll be a...
bigass Royal Flush.
Maybe S.E.E.S. will watch the results closely through the day,
and match me vote for vote, plus one.
End of the day I'll be, like...
FUUUUUUUUuuuuuuu....
But even if I get dealt one of these...
It ain't no big thing.
Don't think you've seen the last of me,
like so many of your enemies who have disappeared.
I will always sit with my back to the wall
and continue to play a clean game
and have a clear conscience
because you can't kill
The Dead Man
and, yes, rasslin' fans, I know the storyline. Mean Mark is probably off making a movie and will be back in a month or so.
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and, of course, me,
George Armstrong Friggin' Custer in Oklahoma
BREAKING NEWS! THIS JUST IN!
20:00 Hours, July 24:
David Landon, Federalist Party President and candidate for Congress in Oklahoma, has announced that he will change his avatar to reflect that he is a "blocker," effectively throwing the support of the Federalist Party to George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer in the highly contested race for the Oklahoma Congressional seat.
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Sunday July 25, Day 978, will conclude this series of campaign articles, and then I'll resume my campaign to promote the election of Soldiers to Congress and POTUS.
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Watch.. watch how fast and how much, and the punkass gang style trolling piles up on this piece.
Shows exactly their style, how nobody had better dare to speak out against them or suffer the consequences.
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George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
USCongressman, Oklahoma
Party President, American Military Party
US National Guardsman, active
Australian Drop Bear, retired
USArmy Major General, retired
(got a resume longer than your friggin' arm!)
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Comments
Maybe Americans will rise up and unite
against being bullied, intimidated and manipulated.
Vote Custer in Oklahoma.
Maybe you can learnt to write a decent article.
I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things
It's my own insecurity!
voted 🙂
That is an extremely large eagle.
That is an extremely large eagle. x2
Voted. That is an extremely large eagle. x3 😃.
Go get 'em Custer. Best of luck to you in your race. It was nice to see someone in Congress actually active and trying to get things done.
P.S.
I'm still on for watching Spot next weekend, right Custer?
thats a rather normal sized eagle. I see them on a daily basis in alaska. I am USWP but I still would like to see you and patton come through for congress
Is anyone actually surprised by this? It's like being surprised that I'm drunk... at any given minute of the day.
SEES is better than you! And we know it. 😉
See spot kill.
if USWP wants to waste votes on little ole me, they can. it's a free country after all~
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Agree with you Custer, but also agree you've ticked off a LOT of players
@ Claire Littleton:
In THAT case...stop on by MY place! (at any given minute of the day.)
Good luck.
Best of luck Custer in your battle with the SEESfgts and GLaDOS!
Hard vote for poker references.
I support Custer, now if only I wasn't promised to voting for the good of our allies. 🙁
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glados is a fucking idiot and no Oklahoman will vote for him. Asshole made fun of the Oklahoma City bombing. I will be voting Custer for Oklahoma. There are already enough idiots in s.e.e.s. and Congress...
this is not the first time glados got citizenship from an inside job.
I stand by that crazy bastard Custer
I SEES a change.
This Candidate is endorsed by ATDP!
I SEES dead people.
Glove, you must eat a shit-ton of popcorn cause I see that comment in literally every article I read.... boy, cornstalks be growin' out yo ears soon, son.
I'm routing for a big-ass royal flush :3
Turd Fergusen
'SEES is better than you! And we know it. 😉'
s.e.e.s. is about as low as Hamster testicles...
O'Darth McVader
'this is not the first time glados got citizenship from an inside job.'
Actually, I heard he gave KT a rim job for citizenship...
I stand by that crazy bastard Custer
x2
armstrong is the bomb. the f bomb. vote for him.
@Claire Littleton
What can I say? Popcorn is so damn good. And I've only written that on the dramatic articles, which thus far has been two. 🙂
I'm really curious how this GLaDOS and Custer showdown is going to go down.
Good luck Custer.
Voted. Get this man back into Congress. Custer, it was an honor serving with you there last term.
Custer is kicking hisass
Custer has my full support!
CUSTER CAN STAY IN CONGRESS!!!
I thought SEES wanted people in the military to be able to run for Congress, and now they are directly contesting them? Is it for competition or something more personal?
There's a difference in believing they have the right to run, and believing they will win instantly and have no opposition whatsoever. If they want to run then they're acknowledging they'll be in an election, a contest of sorts, and not a guarantee of winning
Join S.E.E.S. and let us all suck Emerick the Banned's 2-inch banana. You know you ALL want to! I, St. Krems and Emerick/gagah shall give eUS to the Phoenix because we're sore losers and we like being kicked in the butt by Phoenix.
The Russians, Huns, Serbs, Hungarians, Germans and the rest of Phoenix will buttrape us all like the way we want it. Vote St. Krems for POTUS so we get buttraped!
no.
BTW I don't actually read your articles I just like answer headlines.