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I want in...

Day 1,430, 18:03 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Trenton Rendell

I want in.

Look, the last time I was elected to congress was April 2010. 19 months since my last congress mandate. Now it is simple, I want in.

But Trent, Canada is under a PTO threat. We can't vote for you!

Suuuuuure you can, consider this. You'll need to vote for someone anyways? Just pretend that the UN is winning in BC and give me your vote.

But Trent, what can you give me?

You want tits? I'll get you tits.

Favourite flavour of Ice cream?

Uhmmm Pastachio

Cam2Cam?

Sorry, you're thinking of Wally.

So what happens if I don't vote for Trent?

Then ONE wins silly stupid man.

So if I vote Trent, I win?

EVERYONE WINS!

Trenton Rendell: Watching eCanada burn and sipping Gay drinks since April 2010