Historic Celebrations Spark Joy
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Pfenix Quinn
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Dateline iRL: 1-April-2019, iER Day 4150
Legions of eRepublic players all over the virtual world are dancing in the streets. Lions are laying down with lambs. And according to sources too deeply embedded to be named at this time, there have even been reports coming in that one or two members of the WTP and the SFP have exchanged civil greetings with each other!
What is causing a storm of sparks of joy throughout the known e-Universe?
Is it the recent release of Comrade Elon Musk’s rap-solid retort to the fake-Dioist heresies, upholding in song the legacy of the sainted hero of the freedom-socialist forces, Harambe: RIP Harambe?
Yeah, let’s all take a moment to sway in unison and chill to comrade Musk’s thoughtful remembrance that has taken both worlds by storm… and let’s sing that thoughtful refrain altogether….
“All y'all, all y'all gorillas, we love you
R.I.P. Harambe
Sippin’ on some Bombay (Ayy)
We on the way to Heaven Amen, amen
R.I.P. Harambe
Smokin' on some strong, ayy
(That strong) In gorilla zoo
(In a zoo)
And we thinkin' about you (Thinkin' about you)”
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But no. Actually. As a matter of fact. That’s not it.
Is it the all-round victory of the United Front Against e-Fascism? An extraordinary effort at proletarian-led solidarity, united behind the invincible revolutionary political line of Comrade-President Max Planck and the Socialist Freedom Party, the turbo-engine of the e-Global Anarcho-Syndicalist Movement, which has resulted in freeing the e-USA from permanent occupation?
Well.
Obviously, the freedom-socialist-led politics of joy and solidarity have created a situation where the eUSA is now poised to re-enter the world community of e-nations as a responsible friend and partner, after years of suffering under fake-Dioist, oligarchic mis-management. (True Dioisim is, as everybody knows, is, in fact, freedom-socialism, also known as civilized anarchy.)
Could this be the reason for the spontaneous outbursts of joy?
The extraordinary widespread popularity of the e-USA’s first openly-socialist President has reached epic proportions, that's true. Along with pulling together a working coalition of all the patriotic militias and parties, uniting all who can be united to achieve this e-world-historic break-through in political and military strategy, whilst promoting liberation from alienation, it has been said, but not yet proven experimentally, that Comrade-President Planck also resolved, in his spare time, at least as a thought experiment, a number of tricky problems relating to e-string theory!
Certainly these are reasons to celebrate!
Numerous correspondents have written in to this journal requesting, even demanding, 4-5-6 or more additional Planck terms. One
In his typical humble way, though, the President-not-for-Life has noted that he wishes to return to his humble calling as an e-rocket scientist and simple theorist of all the universal forces. He has called on all the revolutionary and advanced proletarian forces, as well as all the patriotic parties, militias, artists, intellectuals and other hoi-polloi, to step up their game “in the spirit of Harambe” and contribute their bit to making e-Merika a decent place to raise an avatar, free from the fear of being shot down just because one is a giant commie gorilla.
But no. That’s not it either.
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This may or may not be a rare photo of “PQ”, possibly during his brief stint as bass player one night at Raul’s for the short-lived (one night) punk rock sensation, the “Satellites”
Could it be the impending publication of “Phoenix Quinn Predicts”? (Can you contain your joy?) After minutes and minutes of arduous “research” long-lost pages of the infamous windbag’s Prison Notebooks, wherein PQ made auspicious predictions about the future course of the e-World, have been discovered!!!
Here is a taste. The following excerpt was recently uncovered…
“The year is 2050. eRep Day 16,125. In both iRL and iER, everyone is an insufferable communist of some type.
Climate change has been mitigated and due to improved technology and the collapse of exploitation everyone works no more than 15 hours a week.
The rest of time time is spent yelling at each other and playing eRepublik, where mechanics have reached the point where every player has won every possible medal and the SFP wins every election in every country, but it doesn’t make any difference because nobody believes in “countries” any more.
This is both utopian and hellish. We’re happier and healthier… and more miserable.”
Wow!
But nope. As exciting as the discovery of PQ's hidden gems is, also not it.
So. Has Admin announced an exciting new modification to the game!!!! ???
LOL!!
Ha.
Nah. The crowds are full of joy because it is e-bird’s-in-love day, silly!!
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And now. Here’s another tid-bit of wisdom from your friendly neighborhood e-proletarian-anarchist thought-leadership collective!
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Comments
All y'all, all y'all gorillas, we love you!
"Dogs aren't dangerous."
"The Black Rabbit serves Lord Frith, but he does no more than his appointed task."
"one or two members of the WTP and the SFP have exchanged civil greetings with each other!"
You lost me right there! Not buying it for a second!
Dang. Oh well. Happy April Fools Day!
It's 10pm, 31st of March.
It's always April Fools somewhere.
5 bucks! you deserve it!
Now I get the article.😂🤣🤣
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hahaha always a good article. funny! strider didnt get it and then scoff reply even funnier-er.
Hail President Max Planeck!
😃
Elmo brought me here 😃
Another Franklin sighting...
https://youtu.be/nx8LYGtQdDs
One my all-time favorite songs.
Praise Saint Harambe...
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Permanent " Great Leader" Planck
Your 'comrade leaders' ARE full of tricks so that your leadership shall never be destroyed... only the hopeful minions... the faithful naive followers who seek solace in the arms of Planck, the rockets of Kim and the platitudes of Mao... only THOSE will be sacrificed during the long long roads to oblivion, which, fortunately,,. SHALL be, not only blocked, but [rightfully] taken OVER by the unstoppable forces of true pure Capitalism... it's form though still incomplete, bring the very FOUNDATION of an eNATION of FREE thinking PEOPLE... REAL PEOPLE.
REAL, thoughtful progressive INDIVIDUALS have always been the backbone and basis of TRUE PROGRESS.
PROGRESS... is the dream of all humanity. We the People will NEVER stand by as a wishful but worried Musk frets about ai. Ai is already here. It's here in the form of mindless socialist ramblings... in the form of their would be dictator... and in the form of trolling SFP commenters who are, even now, preparing to spew their venom upon anyone with a mind of their own.
Spew on.
"You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing. But when you get there you find it's not that simple." -- Holly
That quote IS applicable to a great many occasions in life... it's why i never let myself think such thoughts. i just focus on wut i'm a doin rite now.. TOWARDS wherever it is i'm a getting.
@Alpha
And too think that I thought you were a sane member of WTP.
Oh well, color me disappointed.
Tip 1 learn the meaning of the phrase " tongue in cheek"
It might help not having such public meltdown.
Tip 2 I could probably list a whole bunch examples of socialized concepts in the RL USA.
Social Security
Public Libraries
In a sense the U.S. Post Office.
The interstate highway system.
And by far the largest " Socialized" organization in the USA
The Military.
How about them apples?
Anyway you have a nice night and lay off the CG Koolaid.
It promotes mental decay.
Which appears you are in the advance stages.
Bye,bye
Social Security... One of Frankliberaln Ruseavote's trifling with personal business but marginally acceptable in these trying times.
Public Libraries... a wimmin based scheme to over exaggerate the need fer words and such... but it's a pgood place to meet chickies.
In a sense the U.S. Post Office. Yeah... LOTS of sense[to mail something nowdays] but i definitely classify it as our second federal UTILITY.
The interstate highway system... like the internet... primarily a justifiable military support system...
MILITARY... The largest and most crucial support system for the safety, security and future of our FREE WAY OF LIFE, as opposed to some tool of a socialist dictator, like Planck, to use against us to control every waking moment of living... necessitating the need to continue remaining armed and ready, always. [another wasteful use of my money... cc that COULD be a going to the hungry families and military units of our American defense systems.]
Lol.
I am just going to chalk up your responses as you riffing on great performance art.
Or you are insane, not sure yet.
Somethin wrong wif BOTH?