After the elections
Gali.
Well this month I shall be starting my campaigning early...very early, it being the first day of the new term...
Well, after writing a good article, something that is hard to come by with Norse News, I still managed to lose. I was in fact beaten by Apples, who didn't even do a campaign. And so, with my fourth defeat in the bag, this is becoming a theme.
The results
My friends, probably feeling mildly sorry for me, offered to let me win...
*Clicks button*
*Sighs*
Of course, as Sambo pointed out, I have no doubts that I will lose.
In other news, the other parties went gr8, FaP won in UKPP, AMD won in WRP, Frix won in PCP, and Ad won in New Era! Drinks all round lads!
How to win next month
In short, I can't, it's truly impossible. But in true Viking spirit, I will try my hardest! This month, my manifesto will not only include the dankest memez around, but I will employ the TUP strategy of including a load of gifs related to my in-game persona! Whilst I am told that 4/5 Horrible Histories gifs won't do, and that true TUPites, the most personality-void members, have up to 500 gifs of their in-game persona, I will not let this knock my moral.
Having lost all sanity, now is the time for Gali4PP!
inb4 loses 30-0 to SichimDragos.
-Gali2332
-UKRP vPP
-Captain of the HMS Abrantes
-UKRPPPPPPPP Candidate (again)
-Love you lots n all
Comments
meh
5 minute article, thought I'd be doing something else, but...meh...
tl;dr gali is spending a month looking for/making Horrible History gifs
You'll never be PP 🙁
You ever considdered the running without a manifesto might be the way to go?
Worked for appleby this month and wookie last month.
All your campaigning just make us all confused so we end up voting for the quiet man in the corner..
Hmmm, could work...
Gali should have been given a shot months ago.
UKRP you disappoint yet again.
Gali4PP
It's a traditional party joke now 😛
This is merely stoking your passion, it's the way forward.
I think it's actually been good for me to lose all these elections, it's...'disciplined' me. If I hadn't lost I'd probably be a dick tbh 😛
It *will* be your turn next - just hang in there for a little longer....