[Queen Derpy] Royally Presidential
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The following is an official announcement from the Monarchy of the United States
My dearest compatriots,
Five hundred days ago, I had a great honor bestowed upon me. President Patanok saw fit to crown me as Queen of America, in a grand ceremony attended by all the nations of the world. There, they witnessed my accession, as I was anointed with the Oil of Sand, swore an oath on the Book of Dio, and took my place on the Throne of Nave.
I declared that my e-life would be devoted to your service.
So, let me serve you.
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It is past time that we unite the duties of the crown with the powers of the presidency. I intend to serve you this month, not only as your eternal queen, but as your president. As such, I have accepted the Federalist Party Nomination for the Presidency. I believe it to be a fitting opportunity, to mark my quincentenary as your monarch.
You see, I have spent the past 500 Days being very active in doing almost absolutely nothing. This brings a freshness to the office that hasn’t been seen in quite some time. Folks like Danger, Ubuntu, Thee Dude, Herr Voots, The Earl of Seattle, Bob, Shefetzu, Stef40, Melissa Rose, Henry William French, Paul Proteus, etc. have spent countless hours making sure that the country has been successful, running like clockwork.
My vow to them is that it won’t totally fall apart. Indeed, it will be a great month.
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After all, that is what we Americans were made for.
Greatness.
Your heart hungers for greatness. Let me be the living bread that will sustain you in this digital wasteland, as you search for that greatness. I am not here to rule you, but
This was my vow to you 500 days ago, and it is my promise to you today.
Ever yours,
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Comments
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cool.....
*bows to queen derp*
Good luck then. Will you calm down again for other 500 days after this month?
*bows*
My penis seems very aerodynamic. I'd like to request 22 million for wind tunnel testing. Can I count on your support?
Double that funding, immediately
o7
Her Majesty is going to do what Great Britain should've done long ago. Beautiful!
Is this country great or what?
p/h
your mom was one of my best earners
This is really just the coronation that has been not only expected, but anticipated for years.
Birth of a Nation.