The 300 - Mobile Forces Drill
Dio Brando
I want to test the effectiveness of our mobile forces. All members of squad 1-3 with 2 or more tickets have orders to move to Honolulu. There you will be informed by your squad leader. The best squad will gain prestige and bragging rights.
The rest of you, procede as planned. India is at hand.
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Give \'em hell, men! As I roll into Kerala to peace the last sandless hectare of India, I can see the brave Mobile Forces flying overhead.
We see your troops descending on our small city. It brings tears to our eyes.
I\'ve been waiting for this day! I\'m stocked on Q4 weapons and food and I\'m ready to go!
I\'m part of Squad 5, so I\'ll be teaching the former Indians our glorious ways. Show those Americans how it\'s done, mobile forces.
I like where this is going
BRB, going to Hawaii.
g2g, Hawaii
OFF TO CONQUER THE REST OF IDNIA THEN!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET\'S DOOOOOO IT!
Squad Sandstorm is deploying, sandworms are ready, deployment 14% complete.
I will be there as soon as I can! Maybe I\'ll actually get to kill a heretic this time.
Deployment 64% complete. 11 Sandstormers remaining.
TONIGHT I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP
HEY BABY WAKE UP FROM YOUR ASLEEP
WE HAVE ARRIVED INTO HONOLULU AND THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BECOME...
PIG DISGUSTING