Prostitute Parrots
Day 2,185, 13:51
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by SKYJACKED
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have a good time?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible.
My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have a good time?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the
beads away".
"Our prayers have been answered!"
GRTZZ
SKYJACKED
P.s Hope that i could bring a smile to ur face and a Vote or/and a Sub & Shout would be appriciated very much . THKSSS
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75% Of the eNL news is dominated by skyjacked... Luckely he brings laughter 😃
120th Subscriber...
just trying to get some positive vibes & smiles out there 🙂
THKS 4 the Sub
I don't mean to be rude, but can you please limit your jokes to a single article?
Like just update an excisting article, we don't need a new article for every joke.
Sourpuss 🙁
I'm sure Weekstrom agrees, judging by his comment on 2DG's latest article...
But 5 articles within 2 days is enough to potentially fill the entire top-5, and is indeed too much. Out of those 5 exactly 1 is eRep related.
@SKYJACKE😨 How long can you keep it up at this pace?
I'd prefer months of jokes, with at most one article a day to one month of having 2 fun articles a day.
i can keep this up for months in a row .... it just depends on the time that i have 🙂
We don't need reposts month after month either , but no one hears me complaining about it.
I might have taken it in considderation if someone had pm'ed me about it , but that wasn't the case .
And another thing is that its my newspaper and can post when and as many as i want or am i wrong ???
There's no limit set as far as i know 😉
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"