If The eUK War Was a Game of Pokémon...
![Norway](http://www.erepublik.net/images/flags_png/S/United-Kingdom.png)
Major Lee Hung
![](http://www.totalpokemon.com/images/bios/ash.jpg)
eUK declares war.
eUK: Alfagrem I choose you!
![](http://craccum.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ashpoke.jpg)
Alfagrem does 10,000,000 damage, eIreland is down to 50 HP!
eIrelan
😛Oh no! Time to call in the team. eCanada I choose you!
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Team_Rocket_BW.png/220px-Team_Rocket_BW.png)
eCanada retakes Louth, looks like eIreland is back into this!
eUK: Alfagrem I choose you!
![](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IF96eLVpcVU/TOuUtp6NEhI/AAAAAAAAA8I/CXfN_Dpo16Q/s1600/ash01fz8.png)
Alfagrem single-handedly fends of all 3 of eIreland's active citizens and their allies.
eIrelan
😛This isn't looking good!
eCanada: Don't worry, I have an evil plan, Plato we choose you!
![](http://wiki.erepublik.com/images/d/d1/Plato_profile_avatar.png)
Plato uses ban, Alfagrem is down to 0 HP!
eUK: UKSF I choose you!
![](http://api.ning.com/files/I3TUXRA79hgxL8*NwdhSx0PJsvP0B39RQJYrUZ*34EwEfor83UALbAUg*IO61ZsVgJbEVl5sO5*k993xfTc2breWyeRYLB2N/pokemon_ash_ketchum.jpg)
Special forces add 1,000,000 influence
eIrelan
😛Your plan worked! Now they're weak, lets finish them!
eCanada: Okay! Allies we choose you!
![](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LAvnTpmgtKA/TFjRDcmIPQI/AAAAAAAAAGc/WyRuYzD2M2o/s1600/team+rocket.png)
eCanada and eIreland defeat UKSF! They now control much of eUK.
eUK: Oh dear! We're down to our last Pokéball! Lets hope this works.
![](http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/items/mball/images/mball01/mball01_070605a.jpg)
eUK uses credit card! Alfagrem is revived.
eCanada: Unbelievable! We must keep fighting!
eIrelan
😛Fear not! We have a plan C!
😉
![](http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/fGujyvcgxW.jpg)
eIrelan
😛Trolling we choose you!
eIreland uses trolling but it has no effect on eUK!
eUK: Alfagrem, I choose you! Finish them!
Alfagrem uses Gold! eIreland and eCanada lose ∞ HP!
eUK wins the battle! eIreland is defeated.
![](http://anime-wallpapers.com/images/160x120/ash-and-pikachu.jpg)
Thanks for reading!
Yes, I'm THAT bored.
Comments
>"eUK declares war."
That didn't happen - It was the dail that started the combat.
but you forgot...
eIreland rises again,uk is helpless,Nikos Gourlias comes,defeats eIreland and saves the day
I dunno the whole story, I just put eUK declares war because that how it usually happens.
Historically Ireland have DoW'd the UK more times then vice-versa
Little inaccurate but made me laugh 😃
xD Hehehe Voted! xD
"Historically Ireland have DoW'd the UK more times then vice-versa"
Wrong.
THE IRISH COMMENTS COMMENCE
lol epic
In before Irish-no-goods.
lol awesome.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/help-please1-1787669/1/20
Amusing V&S
Awesome article ; P
You forgot the bit where Ireland choose Romper and win
lol
100th sub 😉
jajaja very good!
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