I Am The Walrus
Day 779, 01:29
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by Jude Connors
MOOD MUSIC: http://tinyurl.com/d9eopn
I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
As I constantly perfect and define what it is to be eAmerica's Favorite Hippie, I have moved from the arena of politics and Congress to serving the people entirely. I have been the Secretary of the Interior for a month now, and today I continue to serve the people of the eUSA in government. This article comes to you from Spain, where I am serving on my first Tour of Duty in the Army. Some may be wondering how a hippie can be in a military organization, but let's not forget that if it wasn't for the Army and other military branches, there would be no eUSA. The true manta of the eHippie is to serve for the common good, so the Army is a perfect step. As I lay out my own person goals, one of them requires your help. I have decided that it is time for an avatar change. I want your help in deciding which one I pick out. But first, those goals...
CONTENTS
Department of the Interior
Salvation Army Project
New Avatar
Department of the Interior
The eUSA Department of the Interior is the domestic affairs department of the eUSA Cabinet. Appointed by President Jewitt when he won last term, I have been busy trying to keep up with the vast demand for government assistance and education. The Department of the Interior is responsible for oversight of the Department of Education and the Department of Civilian Affairs. As Secretary of the Interior, it is my responsibility to set goals and manage those two departments. Each department is headed up by a Secretary and the two Deputy Secretaries of the Interior are CrashNBurn and Daniel Dodge.
The Department of Civilian Affairs is headed by Interior Secretary Maxx Johnson and Deputy Interior Secretary Cesog fillireb. The USA Welcoming Committee and USA Gift Exchange are quasi-government organization associated with this department. Meals on Wheels now handles the duties of the Flying Unicorn Squadron and donates both food and moving tickets to eAmericans in need under the direction of Director James Strife.
The Department of Education is headed by Interior Secretary James Strife. Deputy Interior Secretary Fionia also serves as Dean of the North America University. Emmanuel Cruise serves as the Director of the Mentor Program.
Salvation Army Project
Last month, I launched an aggressive government program for moving eAmericans lost in the Wasteland (regions with no hospital) into fortress regions. This project is The Salvation Army. Staffed by members of the Wasteland Commission and other Department of Interior staff, we have mass-mailed the lost eAmericans, offering them a moving ticket, food, wellness assistance, job placement, and education. We are currently about to begin on states beginning with "O". I would like to personal thank those people involved with this project, either by volunteering their time, volunteering money and gold, and those who have done both. This project is already a success, and it wouldn't be if it wasn't for you. Thank you.
If you are an eAmerican living in any region but California, Florida, or Karnataka; please request help from The Salvation Army. Operators are standing by.
New Avatar
As I stated above, Jude Connors had joined the Army. Therefore, I think it is time for a new avatar. I would like your help in this decision. Let me know which is your choice by clicking here.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get wet from
Sitting in the English rain.
I am the Eggman, they are Eggmen, I am the Walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.
Expert singers, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they snort like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.
Eleanor Rigby, climbing up the stairs.
Expert singers singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them reading Edgar Allan Poe.
I am eatting eggs, they are eatting eggs, I John Lennon,
Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo ga joob
(Smoke Pot, Smoke Pot, Everybody Smoke Pot!)
Till next time...
Take A Sad Song...
And Make It Better...
Jude Connors
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I am he as you are he as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long
I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
As I constantly perfect and define what it is to be eAmerica's Favorite Hippie, I have moved from the arena of politics and Congress to serving the people entirely. I have been the Secretary of the Interior for a month now, and today I continue to serve the people of the eUSA in government. This article comes to you from Spain, where I am serving on my first Tour of Duty in the Army. Some may be wondering how a hippie can be in a military organization, but let's not forget that if it wasn't for the Army and other military branches, there would be no eUSA. The true manta of the eHippie is to serve for the common good, so the Army is a perfect step. As I lay out my own person goals, one of them requires your help. I have decided that it is time for an avatar change. I want your help in deciding which one I pick out. But first, those goals...
CONTENTS
Department of the Interior
Salvation Army Project
New Avatar
Department of the Interior
The eUSA Department of the Interior is the domestic affairs department of the eUSA Cabinet. Appointed by President Jewitt when he won last term, I have been busy trying to keep up with the vast demand for government assistance and education. The Department of the Interior is responsible for oversight of the Department of Education and the Department of Civilian Affairs. As Secretary of the Interior, it is my responsibility to set goals and manage those two departments. Each department is headed up by a Secretary and the two Deputy Secretaries of the Interior are CrashNBurn and Daniel Dodge.
The Department of Civilian Affairs is headed by Interior Secretary Maxx Johnson and Deputy Interior Secretary Cesog fillireb. The USA Welcoming Committee and USA Gift Exchange are quasi-government organization associated with this department. Meals on Wheels now handles the duties of the Flying Unicorn Squadron and donates both food and moving tickets to eAmericans in need under the direction of Director James Strife.
The Department of Education is headed by Interior Secretary James Strife. Deputy Interior Secretary Fionia also serves as Dean of the North America University. Emmanuel Cruise serves as the Director of the Mentor Program.
Salvation Army Project
Last month, I launched an aggressive government program for moving eAmericans lost in the Wasteland (regions with no hospital) into fortress regions. This project is The Salvation Army. Staffed by members of the Wasteland Commission and other Department of Interior staff, we have mass-mailed the lost eAmericans, offering them a moving ticket, food, wellness assistance, job placement, and education. We are currently about to begin on states beginning with "O". I would like to personal thank those people involved with this project, either by volunteering their time, volunteering money and gold, and those who have done both. This project is already a success, and it wouldn't be if it wasn't for you. Thank you.
If you are an eAmerican living in any region but California, Florida, or Karnataka; please request help from The Salvation Army. Operators are standing by.
New Avatar
As I stated above, Jude Connors had joined the Army. Therefore, I think it is time for a new avatar. I would like your help in this decision. Let me know which is your choice by clicking here.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get wet from
Sitting in the English rain.
I am the Eggman, they are Eggmen, I am the Walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.
Expert singers, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they snort like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.
Eleanor Rigby, climbing up the stairs.
Expert singers singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them reading Edgar Allan Poe.
I am eatting eggs, they are eatting eggs, I John Lennon,
Goo goo gajoob ga goo goo ga joob
(Smoke Pot, Smoke Pot, Everybody Smoke Pot!)
Till next time...
Take A Sad Song...
And Make It Better...
Jude Connors
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Go Jude!
I like B better.
As far as avatars go, I like E. Good article, it's a good look at a position in government!
Really interesting read.
Goo goo g' joob
Well done JUDINGER!
Go "B"!
E FTW!!!
Coo coo ca choo, Mrs. Robinson... oops.
E
E!
E
good job kid!