Gifts , who doesn't love 'em?
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“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for the last five minutes!”
“Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do!
I got in a big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care about her!”
“Brian, that’s horrible!” said Dan putting his arm around Brian.
“What type of a gift does she want already?”
“Well, right before she closed the door on my face she said to me: “Why don’t you show me how much you care about me?
Why can’t you get me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!”
“Dan what should I do?
I don’t have that kind of money?
I can’t go out and buy her a car!”
“A car? Asked Dan. “Who needs a car?
Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!”
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GRTZZ
SKYJACKED
P.s Hope that i could bring a smile to ur face and a Vote or/and a Sub & Shout would be appriciated very much . THKSSS
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Comments
Lol hahahahhaha
😃
D'oh.
I hope this will make you laugh also.
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Good one! 😛
lol oh my ... poor girl ! That's funny when you are not the one getting that scale ! Voted !
Special request for Sky: will you have one joke on the guy in the future ? ... At least for me ... 😉