eUK: Top priority jobs to be done
Hell The Great
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For those of you who don't know, Goku Jones is without a doubt the worst thing to ever happen, ever. No-one knows when he will strike, but there are a few certainties that give it away;
a) Register a new account or reuse an old 'spare one', but at the same time use the same arguments, and re-use the same tired material in the hope no-one will notice it is indeed, the almighty Goku.
b) Latch onto a party outside of the top 3 and hold on for dear life.
c) Complain that the current Government knows nothing, does nothing, and in fact our problems are easily solvable with something that is simple yet guaranteed to be effective.
Of course, what Goku fails to remind anyone, is that his 'policies' are tried and tested. They worked for a while, but then the game changed. But he didn't, and neither did his policies or approach to the game.
Daily articles in the media outlining current trends? Yeah, we tried that - people got bored, and very quickly we ran out of things short of the 'this is what we posted 2 days ago, so here is the same information again, as nothing has changed'
Information on how to play the game? Yeah, that's not our job. Firstly, new players these days have an in-game tutorial to guide them. Secondly, they are pestered with emails already, thanks to the automatic 'where are you ___' Plato reminder system. Finally, people are regularly messaged by Parties and MUs for recruitment anyway - and these messages almost always lead to help being offered, or newer citizens being pointed the right way.
Moving mongress to the public, would if nothing else, shut Goku up. Except, we had public congress, and we had in-game congress. It is hard enough finding people to be congress, let alone people who want to read about the people who are being congress. So I think for that I'll pass.
Ultimately, it is incredibly simple. There is only one job that the UK needs to do. Ignore Goku. Ignore his weird articles, re-read the history (google: Goku Jones) and remember, if anyone is going to bawwwwwwwwwww it's going to be Goku.
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James how can you smear others when you have a very dark past
get a life
Didn't this guy steal the treasury a few times?
Jamesw I mean.
Oh I see, blame jamesw 🙂
I thought that was ChewChewShoe, who was elected with the support of the Dapper/Goku Jones crowd?
No wait, I'm thinking of BigAnt, who was elected by...the same people.
The problems the eUK faces are repeated across erepublik in all the other countries, so I think most of us agree with jamesw - if there was an easy fix, we would have done it by now.
My experience of the last couple of years is - a crisis brings activity and when things are going well, all is quiet - do we really want things to be going badly, just to generate activity?
Government isn't communicating ANYTHING really to new/returning players. This isn't a whole eRepublik problem, this is a editing legislation not talking to your community problem.
I know you've amended the constitution recently but I don't know which MU to join to fight France. It isn't surprising given the people in charge and the ethos they hold.
literally any UK MU will fight france you pedantic bumhole
Which are active? C'mon have some organisation guys...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/euk-top-priority-jobs-2bedun-done-did-2587598/1/20
I find it fun to indulge these sorts of complaints for like 20 seconds and then see what happens
Is it return of the oldfags week? Because I'd have chosen a far more fun couple to come back and tell us to what to do.
...when there's no more room in hell then the oldfags will walk the earth❗️
Horice 👹
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/making-sense-of-alphabet-soup-2587757/1/20