Een land klaar voor overgave? / A country ready for surrender?
GEN. DE LA REY
With a cease fire agreed and surrender about to be signed, our military reporter Snotklap Uittenbroek reports from the field.
He has spotted our fearless leader re-negotiating our surrender terms
Our King has proven his loyalty to his country by taking another bride.
But he has prepared himself for a continuation of hostilities by converting some of his cars.
Private undercover investigator Legendardisch has accused Odan and Garmr of being spies. This came as a shock to most citizens and was not expected from such well respected members of the community. The alleged spies have been accused of actually being Odanski originally from Krakow in Poland and Garmrowski from Gdansk in Poland. Both have been arrested, however details are scarce at this stage. There are also rumors of other spies having fled the country.
Large stocks of weapons are being sold at the market before the expected total drop in the value of weapons. Somebody please tell DJirtsdew the price is no longer 25 NL.
Dave Brinkman, has shown great innovation in trying to create value out of his weapons stash. Clearly thinking outside the box.
We are sad to report that the military is largely in disarray. Defense minister Trannsvaal has had his hands full trying to maintain order as the soldiers now have new outlook on life.
Some refuse to wear uniform.
Ratchit, Loanatik and Weardstuffs have been seen playing sports with the weaponry.
The Boeremag have abandoned their vehicles and have returned to their farms.
The stress has really gotten to some soldiers. Aktuh is refusing to exercise and has been living in Macdonald’s for the week.
An intoxicated Tim Veltkamp thought tanks could jump over each other like Kangaroo’s
In the Atlantic some of our fleet has laid anchor and hit the beaches. Among the footage received we can clearly see Zeeuwsmeisje with Yfke van de Zand.
Skyjacked has thought it funny to play with some of the abandoned boeremag weaponry.
To generate extra cash Weekstrom has found some companies willing to place advertisements on some tanks.
In addition he has converted and renamed the King Kordak II battleship. Apparently the green fees are horrendous. When asked if the income would be reported to government, he quickly took flight.
Walhallah has however stood strong and has continued his training of new citizens.
We have received photos from the Valeyard of the Polish army in Belgium gathering on our borders getting ready for their victory celebrations.
Rumors of the appearance of mystical Nomadic warrior has emerged throughout the country.
Some resistance fighters have also been spotted coming down from the mountains.
Our future is unclear, maybe new heroes will appear.
Only time will tell.
Comments
I wonder who that spy was that fleed the country.
this is pretty damn great!
wait tanks cant jump over each other?
Sorry but you're wrong;
That isn't done to generate taxes at all. In fact we don't receive any taxes !
Clearly those nameplates on the tanks are to cover the wholes from our latest battles. Do you have any idea how much a new tank actually costs? Glueing some old advertisements plates to them is way cheaper!
And have you ever considered the costs of air-conditioning a carrier? Isolating it with some grass is much cheaper as well !
Hahaha..good one!! Free eNL! o7
If you think selling out our country is bad... Try a Polish princes...
Anyways that is a awesome article you made! 😃
to the future!
and the beaches of Zeeland!
Ok, I've been laughing very hard ^.^ this post is epic!
This is golden 😛
Fun, fun.
Voted for final pic
And the one in the middle
Good to see you made bail
ROFL
nice one, it made my day 😃D (me being down with the flue)
Although I can tolerate some disorder in our military, I will put my foot down if they start drinking Heineken!!!
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Well done, really funny! 😃
LOL good job with this. Thanks for the laugh. 😃
This is...amazing. Thank you.
o7
LOL 😃
well done!
Heey thans me XD, +1 subscribe 😃
*thats
haha look Akthuh 😃
DAMN YOU MAN IF I WANT TO EAT AT MACDONALD'S THEN LET ME
xD nice article dude
Oh, ****. Is that the reason I don't sell any of them?
(I typically fight with Q0. The few weapons I have I put on the market, so that I don't use them.)
Not advisable in D1, however understandable in D4. Why don't they change the game so you can elect not to use a weapon if you wish to?