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Drink & Drive

Day 2,203, 06:35 • Published in Netherlands China

• by SKYJACKED

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car”
Says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.”
“I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”

“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”
“Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”

“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.”
“Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”

“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.”
“Can’t do that either” responds Jim.
“Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop.
“Well, because I’m drunk as hell!, Jim answers.”