De echte reden MDR verlaten / The real reason MDR left?
Day 2,330, 06:52
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by GEN. DE LA REY
You may have been confused by the reasons given for the recent departure of MDR to Norway. Here at the Volks Blad however it was no surprise to us as we have been tracking the imminent departure and secret meetings for some months now.
To clear it up for our readers we here with provide some comprehensive reasons mostly obtained from the recorded secret meetings between MDR and Joshua Morriseau :
At one of the meeting sites we found the following map that was accidentally left behind. We do not know for sure what is planned but it looks like some kind of invasion.
The departure was linked to several payments and benefits offered to MDR by Norway. MDR left his beloved Netherlands on a boat with crew gifted to him.
Other gifts include a brand new car.
A new bike.
A specially designed bathtub.
Some bath toys.
Free alcohol for a year.
A specially designed bed.
Two dogs
Two Large estates
Each with paid for 24 hours servants.
An outdoor spa
His own horn to blow.
And last but not least a comprehensive funeral plan.
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Haha o7
If you put it like that, leaving eNL seems totally legit!
This cleared some things up, Now I understand 😃
nice
Now I have to invade Norway to pillage their lands and claim their servants as my own..
Baie dankie Koos. Yes the life in Norway ain't that bad. 😉
I wouldn' t mind being in his place.
Don't need/want the dogs, but seeing this I think I'll contact Josh to see what's possible...
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Lol, "talk bad about you", what are you talking about Joshua?
He writes satire, Josh. XD
Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother.
And my sister and my brother
Lo, there do I see the line of my people
Back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever.