A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Day 940, 17:44 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors
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ATTENTION AMERICA...

I, Jude Lennon Connors, hereby announce my candidacy...


for the Office of


PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!











Just kidding.


A SPECIAL FIGHT

PHOENIX

China attacked the Phoenix stronghold of Liaoning. Americans, you are being asked to work, quit your job, move to Beijing and kill some Serbians. DO IT NOW!

And oh yeah... I almost forgot. You can get moving tickets and guns moving tickets and guns here.

A SPECIAL REQUEST

Time to Pick It Up And Move

President Chocolate McSkittles has requested that all Americans living in Karnataka start the migration to California. Check out the details in his article in the McSkittle Times.

A SPECIAL THANKS


I want to thank those of you that made the USWP REBIRTH! possible. It's been an amazingly fun thing to do.

To the Voters - Thank You!

To Colin Lantrip/Fionia/Pearcy333/Speedcat622/SVV /tdwester - It wouldn't have been possible without all the work you guys did!

To Max - Thanks for the ads, man! Without you, we would have NEVER gotten word out to enough people!

To My RL Family - For letting me play this damn game for hours on end!

A SPECIAL GROUP

The USWP Boardroom

It is my pleasure to introduce the Executive Board of the United States Workers Party:

Chief of Staff: Sir Valaro Volcrum
Recruitment and Retention Director: Colin Lantrip
Communications Director: Fionia
Elections Director: Laurenbug

These members will help lead the USWP to greatness once again. Make sure you thank each one of them for serving. Make sure you also send them a friend request.

A SPECIAL ELECTION


It's that time. Congressional Elections. If you feel you have what it takes, please sign-up to be an endorsed candidate at tinyurl.com/junecongress.

If you want to help out and be a blocker, go to tinyurl.com/blockersignup.

To sign-up for mobile voting, go to tinyurl.com/mobilevotersignup.



The rebirth of the USWP was a very exciting time, but the future of USWP is even more exciting. Be a Part of it!



Jude Connors
USWP President