A day in the life (aka "Welcome, new citizens" and "Orders for W. 17")
Dio Brando
So there I was, sitting on my throne, drinking some wine and reading philosophy. I was just about to light a cigar when Grand Vizier Falco came to me, bringing great news:
Sup big D. India is taken
'Oh. India, huh?' I thought. 'Well, that certainly went smooth. Did the indians even fight back at all? Or are my soldiers just THAT awesome?'
I lit my cigar.
So, what next then, Vizier? I asked him
I dunno lol he replied.
Oh well. Welcome, all new indians! Post your CV if you want a job, and ask me for some PKR if you don't have any food at all. There are some emergency PKR on sale until further notice.
For you in Squad 4,5,0 and X, just proceed as usual. Train, work and write articles. War will come soon, do not worry. I will post an updated list of squad members soon, so PM me or comment if you want to get transferred or join a squad.
Comments
But I have no cigars left
Excellent.
India and Pakistan! Finally reunited as it was meant to be!
Cigar supplies are running low. The Indians are SWAMPING us with orders. Need more cigars, over.
There were people in India?
Also, post your CV, and then PM the company manager for a job. Much easier that way for everyone.
I can\'t wait for moar war
So, who\'s next?
Thailan/d/?
China has a tiny population, but a lot of regions. It\'d be wise to get them out of the way first.
I WISH TO JOIN A SQUAD FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF PEACE PLOX
We are blessed, for our bible is written by the God-Emperor himself!
HAIL DIO! HAIL PAKISTAN. WELCOME INDIAN BROTHERS.
I just defeated a Swedish pig in america. THEIR BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED!
I hope our Indian brothers join us in the noble quest for peace. Together we can defeat the filthy Swedes.
Ideally our march across the land will be like a katamari of peace. We will gradually pick up more and more soldiers and supporters until we are so large that nothing will stop us.
WURRR!!! DURR HURR